“you miss 100% of the shots to play my course that you don’t take.”– ZB
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That’s…not how that meme works?
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Let me shoehorn it in please
(with my nest member gift of course™ )
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I make these memes in good fun and full self awareness. I hope thats understood. Please DM if not and I’ll send my apologies.
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Keep going
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you’re good! this is all fun and games 
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Since it’s walking only are there Caddy’s available? I am a good tipper!
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unfortunately, no.
the course is actually, technically, closed the day we’re there (and entire month of June).
but I’m happy to give up my spot to carry for you for $140/18 + tip.
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Hope for any haters that show up ZB has your refuge history printed out and confronts you like Chris Hansen.
Disclaimer: Am hater but not attending
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we’ll actually be reading the comments individually as we announce each hater on the first tee.
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I’ll take you up on this and supply a bib
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This is legitimately a good idea and I would pay $5 to charity to get videos of these.
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Thank god it’s full cause I was about to look at flights from Omaha to SC to do the Landmand-TTF double dip in back to back days.
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Don’t worry I got you
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