Tourist Sauce Season 7: Michigan Wine and Dine

-2:00 a.m. ET-

Hell of a season boys, and many congrats to @MerchCzar. Hard to believe that this thing keeps getting better and better - hats off to Mr. Pie and Company.

Side note - this post aged pretty well:

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Favorite thing to do in Vegas: Get drunk with friends and just walk around

Least favorite thing to do in Vegas: bottle service (if I’m one of the people paying)

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Shoutout to the Strapped Boys, who have straight up dominated the C-Suite/Narc in match play the past two Tourist Sauce seasons. Neil/Randy are a smooth 6-0 against Tron/DJ. And Soly, well, he’s just not beating anyone in these seasons right now, unfortunately.

Might be time for @soly and @Tron to get out there and rough it in a Strapped season to learn what it takes to become a champion again.

Congrats on your first title, @MerchCzar!!

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We were very aware of the decision at that moment. The other group had finished and came back to watch. Told me what lie ahead. Huge!

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Is Soly the rib? Got out of the gates hot, but now it’s been years since his last major?

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Will we be getting clips from the cutting room floor, similar to Oregon? I’m 1000% there for the bogey golf bit and @Soly’s psychological scarring from said bit.

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Night 1: poker room
Night 2: poker room
Night 3: poker room

Day 4: go home broke.

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Soly losing it when they told the joke to Neil and Randy post round and Neil agreed it was stupid was the highlight of the episode for me.

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The complete dragging of Greywalls makes me confident they’re never coming back to Vermont. That looked like 90% of the courses up here but with better conditioning, granite bedrock mountains do not make for great golf courses.

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We got some Billy Strings fans here?? @djpie @Tron

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Get drunk with friends and sit by the pool or hangout. Last time I was in Vegas, we were all waiting in line at a club when one of my friends pulled out her baby monitor app and three of us were literally simultaneously like “what are we doing thinking we’re going to a club?!?” and we all went back and just drank Prosecco in the hotel room and had a way better time.

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After another great season, I would like to share my favorite tourist sauce YT comment ever.

Great season. I hope Michigan paid you for the tourism advertising, because a lot of refugees are probably booking trips to the glove in 2022

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Petition to name the UP “ICARITO Michigan” after the TS win (and it’s just long left of regular Michigan too)

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Randy was extra “shuffle-y” on 17. Gotta be a lot of nerves on that one. Great season fellas, can’t wait for the next!image

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looked reminiscent of Old Toccoa. Fairways or lost balls. Minimal reward for taking on risk.

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A friend with lots of sense once told me “three nights in Vegas is a day and a half too long.”

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Two nights and then red eye home on the third is the way to go.

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I’ve watched the opening bench scene more times than I should. That hit me right in the funny.

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Yeah, this is the right answer here. I’ve had several work trips to Vegas that lasted well longer than the appropriate two night stay. There is nothing more brutal than leaving your hotel room in the morning in a suit and tie to grind all day as the partiers get on the elevator to go to bed.

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Best planned Vegas trip I ever took was two weeks into a new job, I got to take clients on a private jet to Vegas. We flew in, went to the shooting range, nice dinner, club, gambled, then hop back on the plane home. 30 hours total, no stress, pure fun.

If only I could afford a private jet on my own…

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