Tourist Sauce Season 7: Michigan Wine and Dine

Randy’s response “Are you guys high?!” got a heavy chuckle from me.

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Loved the Josh Garrels “Farther Along”
cameo there. Felt v appropriate for a “we don’t understand what’s happening with this course” moment

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The “that’s good” on 17 by @MerchCzar is classssssy. Kudos sir.

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“When you pulled 3 wood instead of driver it was over.”
I think the faces of @Tron and @sundaybag show that well. Awesome season!

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Young Neezy took every headcover off the bag the night before so he could save face for going full CEO of Tasteful Lay Ups on #18

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Very proud of Soly for recognizing how fucking dumb that bogey golf / under par shtick was. Woof.

This course looks like a course I would fucking despise. Fun season though. Well done.

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Having once spent 12 days in Vegas, I can empathize with the guys speaking total nonsense as a means to getting their delirious minds and corpses across the finish line. Not my favorite bit by any stretch, but one that I deeply understand.

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Why?

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NBA Summer League and my sanity were once things that I valued

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If someone were to make a Merchie version of this book cover, I’d give them a like and a hearty chuckle. It’d be something like

The Tourist Sauce He Couldn’t Lose
Merch Czar, The Mega Bonus, and the Long Road North to Greywalls

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Three nights tops in Vegas

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Copperfield night 1
O (the underwater Cirque Du Soleil) night 2
Blue Man Group night 3

And get the hell out of there with your dignity and wallet, consider that a successful trip.

Night 1: Dinner somewhere nice
Day 2: outlet malls
Night 2: Magic Mike show
Day 3: champagne by the pool
Night 3: Backstreet boys

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Well done Neil. Truly a killer this season.

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Does Britney still do a Vegas run? I’ll switch to that for night 3 if that is the case. Magic Mike show can’t beat XXL so I’ll just enjoy the far superior Ken on screen.

You wouldn’t think it’s possible, but it does

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First, congrats to @MerchCzar on his championship. Well played!

Enjoyable season with some remarkable courses - but for all the love I’ve seen about Greywalls, it ain’t for me. Doesn’t look even remotely fun.

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Fuck what everyone else says, the bogey golf bit was great @djpie @Tron

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Would go with friends to the pac 12 tournament there every year. Used to be 4 nights, which was already too many nights. Then they moved the championship game from Saturday afternoon to a night tip so you can’t fly out after and have to stay another night. It’s torture. One day I’ll have the strength to get down there for the early rounds and just go home before it’s over.

I found it reasonably amusing that @djpie and @Tron did that bogey game … and then when it was clear that it was annoying @Soly I found it INCREDIBLY amusing, since nothing was at stake for them and they were all ruthlessly hungover. A total delight.

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