Roll Call: The Duck Club | Canadians, Beer and Cow Pastures

Such a delightful set of avatars. Truly a highlight of the internets.

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Rent a goddamn minibus and do pickups across southern Ontario. I’m in!

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I like how he touts not being on a Top 100 as evidence its not a great course but spent all summer bashing the Top 100 rankings coming out here.

Also ‘,aside from maybe a public one’ is the most EAL disclaimer I’ve seen from not EAL

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Did you end up buying us that RV that needs some fixing up

I said the exact same thing. I don’t know if that should reassure you, but it makes me feel good.

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Yeah, everything about that sentence screams “ignorant, pretentious arsehole” doesn’t it?

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I’ve got an offer in on a house for all the YOTB participants who get kicked out by their spouses, and I may have that RV owner talked down to $100 for that piece of scrap.

Things are cooking.

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As someone who did the drive to tobacco road and sweetens this year (two separate drives between December/January), can confirm that both places slap and are 100% worth the drive (also winter rates mean cheap golf and literally no one else on the course - saw 3 people at sweetens and didn’t see anyone else on the course at TR)

Some pics to further fuel this road trip day dream:












(Apologies for the pic dump, tobacco road is stupid good and must be defended at all costs from insane drew harvie takes)

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It makes me feel great, and having extra likes to shower around this thread makes me feel even better.

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Is Florida the only state where golf gets more expensive in the winter?

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SICK pic dump. Love it, jealous you made those trips this year (great timing pre-covid). Looks like we have our tour guide fellas!

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(Sees Simmons and Cox hate)

My people!

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I’ve had a few pints and a little bit of the green, so while we’re talking about Canadian media personalities that suck I want to say this;

Bob Weeks is a fucking shitstain.

I’ve crossed paths with him a few times and never had a good experience but the worst was in the media room at the 2014 CP Women’s Open at the Hunt Club.

I don’t know how he got to where he is, because he’s definitely not the most knowledgeable person in the world when it comes to golf, and he’s certainly not a likeable person.

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Also, TSN’s Master’s show just had Natasha saying “one of the unknowns at the top of the leaderboard, Cameron Smith” and my wife is looking at me like I’m crazy for laughing this hard.

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Ooooh yes! Get after it. Watching masters hitting balls would be excellent.

My goodness is there more to the garage than that single room or do you like the gankas look (flips and shorts) when in session? That’s a big boy heater for what appears to be a single car garage :hot_face:

While that Drew Harvie guy is a total fucking idiot, he’s not wrong that Tobacco Road probably isn’t a top 100 golf course in the United States

Tobacco Road doesn’t suck, there’s just that many good golf courses in the US

I’ll happily add to the list of Canadian sports personalities who rub me the wrong way.

Back when I worked proshop at my local course, I pulled into the parking lot for one open and there was already a car waiting in the lot, and of course it was in the spot beside where I always park. I’m getting ready to park beside the guy when the driver hops out and it’s Darren Dutchyshen. I thought ‘hey, I know him from TV, I’ll say whats up’. That idea changed very quickly when he proceeds to bend over and projectile yack in my space. Noped out of there pretty quick and absolutely did not bring it out when he checked in (he looked a little worse for the wear).

That’s not why I dislike the guy (he used to love to drop the ‘don’t you know who I am’ card to people who clearly have no idea who he is and just wanted him to pay his $45 green fee and leave the shop), but I feel it is important to share nonetheless

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I just had a sad realization that if there were more refugees here in YEG we could be crushing a corporate membership somewhere.

Slightly jealous of all you center of the universe crew folks and your numbers.

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It’s insane. I payed $50 to play Dunedin in Florida (which was the least enjoyable round of golf I’ve ever played) and $70 for Tobacco which was as much fun as someone can have on a course

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