Bev cart arrives: “I’ll have a delicious Coors Light, please”
That will be $4.50. The Fat Tire is free.
“That sounds good. I’ll have that.”
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They were very nice and cold on the course. But I’ll be damned if @Espendogger and I weren’t guzzling double-bloody Marys in our merry golf cart.
“Another bloody double please. And whatever double he had last time.”
“That’ll be $32.00, sir.”
“Here’s $50. Keep it. Now go film @JCO’s putting stroke with my phone and report back here before the parimutuel.”
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Can confirm
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Yeah, after Thursday night I went ahead and just stocked my golf bag and the bar with my own stash of club soda.
Did this lead to me spending more on Titos than the NIT cost. Listen who can say…
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Lol. Don’t bash the bartenders they were cool.
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Oh, I heard they were…cool, Joe. Very, very cool.
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Hey. That wasn’t me. But I did hang with a couple of them on Saturday
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Bag Check at American Airlines:
“What’s in the bag, sir?”
“A golf bag.”
“Any electronic cigarettes or vape pens?”
“Do electronic marijuana vape pens count here? If so, give me five minutes.”
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Hahahaha. We were stocked up.
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Big time move, Tommy. Maybe some unintended consequences, but elite move.
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Shoutout to Smoke City, undoubtedly Jax Beach’s finest head shop.
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If mini-bottles consumed counted, I might have hit my quota.
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Ill say that Jax beach was a lot harder than I thought. Any wind at all on that course and you have to place your ball on VERY small quadrants.
Trying to chase down @ChickPhilA on tough pins was boarder-line insanity. Yes birdies are easy for low handicappers but making double is even easier. @jwfickett and I can attest to that, even if we are blaming the first 5 holes on a nasty hangover.
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Forget the event- that single point cost me (checks notes) $100 from @anon47037505.
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Fine, I’ll say it…Flights exist for a reason. You know who loved this scoreboard? The “Anti Low Cap Privilege” crowd. If you can play for bogey and actually be separating that’s a very different game.
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When you get in touch with @iacas for help with that pull hook, you should see if he’ll throw in a little rules seminar for you. Ask him to focus on a player’s responsibility for his scorecard.
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Do I need to go on my “quota game is the most low cap friendly net game I’ve played” rant again?
I blame the wind and the TC hole locations for the low caps not balling out
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I mainly blame the Refuge Wine Society and witnessing @anon47037505 and @BaxterMSP being hysterical in the same house. There’s no way that they “randomly” got paired almost everyday together. Randy certainly knows how to create a hostile locker room.
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So. Many. Missed. Putts.
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