Alamo Duel - Charitable Update (Post #3544)

Oh man! The backstory here is that there’s a 10-year-old Bryson running around in full emulator mode. The scripting, the 47" sand wedge, the slow play and big boy gainz. I only tell the full story when we’re friends enough to laugh at children.

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Okay, folks, need to settle something with @RobertHunter here. If you yell at a ball to “turn over” mid flight, in addition to being #earnestballtalkergui, you are specifically asking for the ball to do the following:

  • Fade
  • Draw
  • Either, just move the way you want it to

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If you said “either” you must reveal yourself. so we can appropriately argue and duel.

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Thank you. Is there a way to edit the poll after I’ve posted to show who voted for which?

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nah will delete the votes

Voted draw - but now I can’t think of what an earnest ball talker gui would say if they wanted a ball to keep fading.

There’s all manner of directional words in the English language you could use. But “turn over” ain’t it because it’s specific to how the ball comes off your club. You know, as in literally turning your club over the ball.

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PRECISELY

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Cut!

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It’s still not “turnover.”

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YES! Thank you.

This is the only right answer.

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Your continued self-confidence in the face of physics, the Oxford English Dictionary, and common idiomatic speech is admirable.

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Yes. Cut or. Come back. (pull cut)

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Cut a little for me

Sorry that I didn’t go to golf lingo school growing up and literally just tell the ball what I want it to do ¯\__(ツ)_/¯

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Regardless, yelling “turn over” doesn’t help you at all. Only way to make a ball move is to swear at it and curse yourself, everyone knows that.

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listen, I may be the biggest fan of “wrong but confident”.

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please point to me what part of this definition is sinister in nature, or directional at all

A cut or slice “turns under”

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