Trap Draw: Chop Sessions

My dad slides an ‘L’ sound into the word “sophomore”. That’s the final boss of becoming him and I’m not there yet.

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Where does the L go?!?!

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salf-more

It’s incredible

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@Randy
The real litmus test of old vs young is…
“soph - o - more” vs “soph-more”

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I’m 1000% willing to give Chuck a pass on this one. That’s incredible and made me actually laugh out loud.

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Since I believe your dad is an Ohioan, does he also say Krogers and Meijers?

Nothing is better than “Soul-ee” for @Soly

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If you want some fun reading about some very powerful and very bad people, and also to have the movie First Kid ruined for you, go read the last 24 hours from Twitter use (at) BoltzmannBooty

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An entire extra marble to grab

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Do any of you have relatives that pronounce battery “batree”? It’s a wild one for me to hear.

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That is the proper pronunciation.

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@MerchCzar catching strays for his takes.

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My dad will add an “r” in front of any “ash”.
I’ve heard warsh, squarsh, you name it

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Which take? Too many to keep track of!

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They were all bangers. It was a broad sweeping mea culpa for your takes. The people are on your side!! Don’t back down!! We need you on more ball knower episodes.

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My parents pronounce chipotle as Chuh-Pole-Tee which is probably 50% of the reason why I haven’t gone there in ~5 years

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There should be no apologies from the Czar from his appearance on the Ball Knowers. You came in hot, educated, possibly caffeinated, and absolutely stunted on the alleged “knowers” with facts. BREATH OF FRESH AIR.

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To say nothing of a refreshingly few references to “Kyle”

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My mom does this…then we tease her about it every time she says it for at least 30 minutes.

Good laughs all around.

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His dad was a better coach. Kyle might not have what it takes to win the big one.

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