We’re moving soon and I found myself thinking, “if this asteroid ends up wiping out the city I’m moving to, I’m going to be so pissed.”
It would just be a massive, cosmic own goal.
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The good/bad news is that based on the current trajectory it’s going to strike in the Southern hemisphere.
Humanity being evolved and intelligent enough to spot this risk years in advance (assuming) but having no means to stop it is quite the rub. Would much prefer to have zero knowledge of how perilous our existence is thanks.
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As long as the shareholders get this info early enough to act on it, that’s really all we need.
Maybe we learned some lessons with Armageddon. Let’s start teaching those astronauts to drill. Not the other way around.
Let’s start drilling on the drilling.
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Maybe this is what Trump meant when he kept saying “Drill baby drill” on the campaign circuit. He saw the danger!
loved this bit of the pod. had me thinking (and struggling) to come up with another similar formed word that could be mispronounced in the way you do gondola… then you guys stumbled into the “Volcano-Ologist” pronunciation lol, got me good.
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Gorgonzola
too similar
Except St. Louis pizza
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Excuse you Imos is the square beyond compare.
T-ravs are the superior St Louis food option though.
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Submitting “Ground Rule Double” as the term for a same-plane-same-gate connecting flight.
Still got out of the park, but with one bounce on the ground.
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That’s a lot of fragile, perishable product to move. Just steal a priceless painting next time man…
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wow seems like they’re really scrambling to figure this one out
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Hopefully they can crack the case.
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Those thief’s better be careful to not get fried.
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Maybe the cops will beat it out of them.
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Don’t think you should yoke about it
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I don’t think we have no means to stop it. Back in 2022 we hit an asteroid with a rocket to see if we could alter its trajectory and the reason for it was “just because”. Ever since the space race it feels like science is done only with an agenda in mind rather than for the purpose of discovery, so my tinfoil hat tells me they knew this thing was coming for a while and were testing some solutions.
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If they get arrested they’ll go to jail and face a failed for-profit system that favors money over any kind of respectable rehabilitation, thus potentially setting them up for more crime after their sentencing and continuing a habitually harmful and cruel cycle and as a society I don’t think we should omelet that happen.
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