The Grudge Match: A Thread That Needs to be Deleted So Future Generations Will Not Know Our Shame

[matthew823]

Pete Dye, man

[McRiddles]

[Bagger]

What is match at I’m running around can’t be fucked to add it up on the card

[anon26814599]

It’s in the pooper.

[HibernatingBear]

I’ve always said I would love if Golf Channel would televise a weekend hacker match… I regret the error

[ThePutterDepot]

Grew up working cart staff on a Pete Dye course. Incredibly fun to play at times, incredibly humbling almost all of the time.

[Christian]

The classic over promise and under deliver.

[alexshreff]

Well guise. @Fore20 wins 2&1. To be honest, it was fucking terrible. Pete Dye is a dick.

I shot 93 and @Fore20 shot a 90. The scripting was there for a bad round from both of us, but we didn’t know quite how bad.

There were hazards on every. single. fairway. And surrounding every. single. green. It was a menace.
Knowing what we know now I think we could go play a decent round, but I honestly couldn’t find the clubface with an iron. In need of a 3 hour range session tomorrow morning, because it was not great.
Sorry to let all of you down that bet on me (I don’t think there were many of you), but let’s give a round of applause to @Fore20 for carrying the Sunday bag, and beating its creator in the process. All around great company and great day, regardless of the matches outcome.

[HibernatingBear]

[ThePutterDepot]

[Fore20]

As bad as the golf was today the real fumbled occurred when I left my keys in the pocket of the bag. @alexshreff Is currently 15 minutes down the road and pulling over to verify…not great.

[Fore20]

Also I signed the flag on the hood of my car…it bled through

[Fore20]

It’s been confirmed. Keys have been left in the bag. Complete asshole move as @alexshreff now drives 15 minutes back to the course…

[RobbieVogel]

Honestly, this kind of stuff makes me feel better about my own game. So you both did the refuge a service. Also damn you @bagger, what’s your stupid Venmo

[JBors]

God you’re a mess I love it

[anon26814599]

As much fun as I had with poop jokes and comments about the match being “shitty”, kudos to you guys. I love it when the refuge turns from an online forum into real life. And can’t wait for my own turns in the spotlight.

This was awesome, I have all the feelies.

[JBors]

Might want to get that checked out

[Bagger]

Let’s go! @Fore20 you did it you crazy sumbitch!!

[alexshreff]

Also just want to point out that Dude Wipes code is 100% real. Someone use it. Hahaha

[ThePutterDepot]

@alexshreff should have used the Mid Slant…