If it makes you feel any better, I got a bottle of chocolate milk this morning from a gas station and it was 3 weeks expired. Didn’t find that out until I was 3 gulps into chugging it.
That should rest well on the 5 hour car ride
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damn right bojangles…it was a pleasant surprise to walk into work 30 minutes late to see sitting on my desk
its soon turned into an unpleasant rumbling in my stomach approximately 13 minutes after eating
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It all depends on if you got the pimiento cheese on there too. That could be the glue that holds everything together.
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Well, it sounds like the playing field is even.
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oh buoy…the people want to know, did you finish it?
sounds like i got an advantage…wet wipes in the bathroom
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Jeebus man you gotta be checking dates on dairy. Bet you’ll never do that again. Be safe out there folks
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It sounds like the real match will be settled by a footrace to the toilet after hole #3.
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Not good guys, Laz had White Castles a day or two before playing Guy and we saw what happened there
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sounds like @alexshreff is going to be saddled during this round with mud butt folks…hope it doesnt lead to extreme irritation and chafing for the duration of his trip down south
thats going to make for some long, hot and humid rounds in pinehurst
Huge edge for @Fore20 here
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The match has been cancelled and @Fore20 and I will be live streaming from the bathroom today folks. Be sure to tune in!
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This is shaping up to be The Match 2.0, with softer pillows.
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Check on you sickos later. Wheels up airplane mode 
safe travels
Periscope only, and I hope you have good microphones.
The Great 4 Cheeks Open
Reminds me of an old Bob & Tom skit…
Welcome to Stiffwood Country Club, where you have to have a member to be one. Today, it’s the site of a tournament hosted by one of the greatest comedians of all time and the largest manufacturer of women’s hosiery - the inaugural Pryor Leggs Open.
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Oof. Mud butt is the worst. Had a real situation with that back in my high school tennis days. Luckily I fought through it and still won the match.
this is going to be such a let down from the actual golf perspective that was on display in the @GRWhitehead vs @Lazstradamus match
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