Did it have to be a certain type of beer? Would be a definite advantage to going with the cheap lite beers.
Lite beers would move to an adjusted par type of scoring.
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well the game clearly rewards max consumption⌠if you can drink 12 full-bodied beers during a round, i tip my hat to you sir.
could definitely do a 50% multiplier for light beers. theyâre still big volume.
Agreed. I played in a craft beer tournament once. I donât know how many beers we had by the end, but none of them were low ABV beers. Needless to say you could look at our scorecard and see exactly when we crossed the line.
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Question: How do people get home from this??
Ambulance
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hopefully uber⌠âdrinking and driving in golfâ is an entirely different thread/problem
One of my best friends and golf partners doesnât drink. It comes in handy sometimes.
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Thats usually me. I drink, just not really day drink. I can do it a bit in the cooler months but put 2 drinks in me when itâs warm and sunny itâs a recipe for an instant headache. Blessing and a curse. Curse because, ya know Iâd like to get day drunk sometimes but I canât. Blessing because my monthly statement at the club is a couple/few hundred dollars less each month than my friends.
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To: C-suite@nolayingup.com
From: internalaudit@refuge.nolayingup.com
Mr Solomon & Carter,
I have completed my audit of âStrapped - Renoâ. I regret to inform you that there are some serious instances of fraud occurring. Very scummy.
As youâll see in Exhibit A below, the âStrapped Boysâ ended episode 2 with $111 remaining.
Episode 3 opens with âParty Boyâ and âDirty Randyâ on the streets of Reno at 3am. However, it is shown that they still have $111 in the budget as per Exhibit B below. So no money was spent between the Mexican restaurant and 3am in the morning? Do they think I was born yesterday? As my mother always told me, âNothing good happens after midnight.â
Since Mr. Pie is in charge of editing as well as the chaperone on the trips it appears we have some serious separation of duties issues here. In my professional opinion Mr. Pie is a double agent for the Strapped boys and was acting as a âNarcâ in earlier seasons only to gain your trust. He cannot be trusted moving forward.
This incident combined with the âCoffee Cupâ situation from episode 1 leaves no doubt in my mind that misappropriation of funds and/or collusion is at play here.
Therefore, I am recommending heavy sanctions for season 4.
Thank you,
No Laying Up Internal Audit Department
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big if true
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These types of events never have a happy ending for me. At the end of the day the golf awards are always going to alcoholics who can handle everything you can throw in them or alcoholics who get a pass on drinking.
I played in a Fallen Firefighters scramble a few years ago. Bloody Mary bar pre tourney, beer buckets every other hole. By the time we got to the Gunniess/Jameson booth on our 9th hole, the groups were stacked up three deep on the box. Each time a new group pulled up to the tee, everyone on the tee box threw back a shot together. I think we ended up tallying 4 or 5 shots and 3 or 4 beers in about a 20 minute window.
The last thing I remember was hitting my tee shot on that hole. Woke the next morning in my Laz E Boy with a motorcycle helmet on (visor up of course) that I apparently won in a silent auction. I donât even own a motorcycle⌠and Iâm fully aware that to win a silent auction your have to voluntarily write your name on a piece of paper with an amount of money that youâre willing to pay for the item. No idea what I ended up paying for the helmet.
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I feel like you should watch your knee caps when you walk out of the office today. Neil seems like the type to send a guy to do a job for him.
Besides, what happens in Reno and doesnât get filmed, stays in Reno.
Cop
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Can you really put a price on safety?
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Any food consumed after midnight and while intoxicated does not count as far as calories or budgets go. Iâve been living by this rule for 20 plus years now
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A couple rounds with Killer Mike and suddenly heâs Dennis âHopperâ Piehowski
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At this stage itâs too early too see exactly how big of a fraud case weâre working with. Itâs not a glamorous job, but someone has to protect the #stakeholders.
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