Strapped Baltimore (Season 5) - @KVV rants about different shows

I presented them with an opportunity to play at my private club and they rejected it on principle! An outrageous allegation.

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A smokescreen to distract us from the rest of their shenanigans! #NeverForgetTaconic

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Love it. Taconic is a uni course with some restrictions. I’ll ride with the Strapped Boys all day on this one @Soly

Would be interesting to see how a poll of the membership would line up. Would there be a voting divide between Nest members and non-members?

I’m voting with @MerchCzar and @Randy. Being strapped means you’ve sometimes gotta get creative. That’s just being true to the Strapped life.

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An interesting accusation from the man who refuses to address the growing call for sanctions against him and his C-Suite co-conspirator.

All I can say is that it was an incoming phone call!

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Okay, okay, it was an incoming call that was:

  • Pre-arranged
  • Longer than it needed to be (iced the kicker)
  • The opposite of morale boosting for ol’ Czar
  • Asterisk-laden

You knew what you were doing. And you knew it would work! :smiley:

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Incoming from your co-conspirator @djpie?

:thinking::thinking::thinking:

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Is there a WH dot for taking a call on a hole?

Def going to get out there next year, I think a coworker or 2 of mine are members, sounds like I may be able to pull the same sort of shenanigans

We’re going to have to pull the cell phone tower evidence.

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I’m dedicated to the #content game, even if it requires me being the bad guy. The producer was in my ear dragging it out. I left him with positive thoughts!

(exiting “bit” mode)

I truly did think he was going to do it. And we all know he is going to do it. I was honestly just fucking with him and did not think that would get in his head. I was honestly devastated when DJ texted us that he immediately made triple. I was back and forth on whether I took the bit too far. When I watched V1 of the video I still thought somehow he was going to do it, even though we knew that he didn’t.

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Just like we all know Rory is going to win the Masters…

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I’m out of likes for the next hour but I really appreciate this post; I think we’ve all been there where you talk some shit and then something happens where you wish you could go back and take it down a notch. I still think you, @tron, and @djpie should find a legitimate reason for sanctions that force the C-Suite to film a more strapped than usual series if only for the #content game.

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Did you think Neil was going to make the Mega Bonus when he was -3 through 12?

  • I thought he was going to do it.
  • I knew he was going to crash and burn.

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The Merch Czar needs to learn some PR skills too. Maybe next time he should say “I won’t be taking questions at this time.”

Just like we all knew Greg Norman was going to win the Masters.

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No joke - I thought he was going to get on the phone and pull The Who Wants To Be A Millionaire move.

“I don’t actually need a lifeline, just wanted to tell you I’m gonna win the million dollars.”

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What happens first?

  • Rory wins The Masters
  • Neil takes down the C Suite

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