Roll Call: Ohio (OATW adjacent) 2025 Major now official

  1. I stick to water during the round but a miller lite/high life is perfect after
  2. I don’t play a ton of alt shot so who’s to say
  3. 45, grew up in Waterville, its all we had when I was a kid
  4. Really trying to be better at this
  5. See #4
  6. I had to spoiled to me, but honestly seems like a decent gift
  7. Browns for life
  8. Nostalgia pick but the Maumee, lots of good and bad memories rowing up and down that dirty thing.
  9. Always has and always will be pop
  10. Fer sur, do I get bonus points for riding on top of a military deuce in a half drinking Millers and ripping through some backwoods?
  11. Because Jesus hates the Bucs
    Ohio Beer: Noble Beast Union Pills, not really glued into the beer space though
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I’m amazed that you think I only touch myself at night

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  • Preferred during round/ after round beverage?
    During the round H2O. After the round Summer Shandy can’t be beat.
  • Alt shot - the best golf game or the best game full stop?
    Alt shot is mediocre at best for casual players. Watching pros play is fun, but it’s not suited for us mortals.
  • Number of minutes it is acceptable to drive surrounded by farmland to get to the golf course?
    2 hours each way is the furthest I’d go for a day trip golf round.
  • Average number of four letter words per round directed at yourself?
    18, once per hole I’d guess
  • Average number of four letter words per round directed at the golf course?
    First response is to cuss myself, then rationalize that it must be the courses fault so also 18.
  • What did you think this year’s Nest gift was? (I have to be honest it took me about 4 seconds to figure it out)
    I thought it was supposed to hold the sand bottle, not the dirt itself
  • Browns, Bengals, or Stillers? (I could not care less but I think many of you would)
    fair weather bengals fan.
  • Favorite river? (I don’t know why)
    Mohican. Lots of good childhood memories there. Almost drowned in it once.
  • Soda or pop?
    Soda sounds to me like what an alien would say if they were living in human skin and poorly trying to blend into society. It’s a pop
  • Have you ever gotten drunk in a cornfield? Other agriculture locations acceptable as is “woods”
    buzzed yes, hammered no
  • Why do we have 8 months of the worst weather but 4 months of the best?
    Someone needs a perspective shift. I think Ohio weather is totally pleasant from April-December
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I’m subconscious about next to nothing with possibly the lone exception being beer takes. I’m pretty sure all of mine are bad.

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  1. Diet Pepsi/ diet mtn dew or if it’s hot out an ice cold miller light
  2. Only played it once and won. So I’d say it’s great.
  3. 90 minutes.
  4. 3
  5. 1?
  6. Valuables pouch.
  7. Who Dey
  8. Great Miami
  9. Its pop.
  10. Yes.
  11. If you consider 4 months of 100% humidity and 90 degree heat perfect. you are wrong.
  12. Best Ohio beer is miller lite.
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And absolute shoutout to @ZekeH5 during that historic alt-shot run. I think we got it to -4 before the beers made their presence known. Truly a banner OATW day and on my own personal Mount Rushmore of golf experiences

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  1. Arnold Palmer / Water / Coffee during - Summer Shandy on Draft after
  2. Only played once, few years back at Findlay with @JDR9 had a great time with Brett, Zeke, Joe, and several others!
  3. I live in the sticks, so a lot.
  4. a handful
  5. not many
  6. NA
  7. Bengals — caring less and less as every year passes
  8. Stillwater! Spent last weekend on it teaching daughter to ice skate! Lots of locals were on it playing ice hockey, we had a fire on the banks, great day! We also enjoy kayaking and fishing when not frozen,
  9. Pop
  10. Fields, Woods, Machine shops, hay mows, under bridges next to creeks. As mentioned i live in the sticks lol not much to do.
  11. All perspective, most of our winter in NW Ohio isn’t hateful. Nice break from golf, do some hunting and other outdoor activities until the warm weather returns!
  12. Rheingeist Truth
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  1. Water then an ice cold Diet Coke.
  2. Fun change of pace but not life changing.
  3. All of them. Would gladly drive 4x more minutes looking at corn fields than looking at red lights and taillights.
  4. less than 10
  5. less than 4
  6. Interesting?
  7. NFL=Vikings (Bengals would be my choice) but not a big pro guy, give me The Ohio State Buckeyes all day!
  8. Maumee of course
  9. Soda
  10. I have lived in NW Ohio my entire life so we kinda invented the road party.
  11. I ask my wife every year around this time why we still live in Ohio. We both despise the cold.
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Missed my best Ohio Beer- Its seasonal and i think only on tap but North Highs Cucumber Crop is the perfect post golf patio refresh beer in my opinion

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I’m going to start a beer boot camp to help the luddites

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For the Cincy folks, Nine Giant makes a cucumber beer thats my favorite summer beer. Also only on tap but I pick up a growler of it every summer.

Would love to try North Highs but if they dont can it seems unlikely

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Best beer can artwork I can think of.

Sign me up…I’m your favorite knuckledragger’s favorite knuckledragger when it comes to taste in beer.

I think my favorite Ohio beer is Market Garden’s Snow Garden. I loved their Tangerine-Whit they did for a few years, too.

I’m a big fan of their Fermentorium space around the corner from the main brewery.

For anyone in the area, it’s worth checking out. Tons of experimental and/or barrel aged beers, along with fun tiki drinks, although not sure if those live up to @golf4miami standards.

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Love the food at Nine Giant. I try to get there every so often to see what they are cooking up.

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Bumping the spring merch order form while the thread is popping off - we’re a little over halfway towards hitting the 24 item order minimum!

I’m working an additional item (not H&B) as well that I hope to have more info on soon :eyes:

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Agreed. Food is as good or better than any other brewery I can think of. Probably my favorite spot overall.

A bit niche, but they also have the best glasses of any brewery. I pretty much exclusively drink beer out of their cups and its my go to gift for people visiting town.

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Don’t have OH address yet. Want to order. Can I order via someone here and figure out shipping/pickup later?

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Cosign

Yeah buddy, any of us would be happy to help out here.

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