Roll Call: Ohio (OATW adjacent) 2025 Major now official

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2218

Maybe shallow. Definitely correct

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2219
  1. Transfusion or crisp IPA
    2: alt shots fun as long as I have a partner with a similar handicap
  2. 3 hours for a day trip
  3. I have NEVER yelled at myself on the golf course. Only Mr positive out there.
  4. Let’s just say sleepy and Kiki need a lot of trees gone
  5. Rangefinder bag
  6. NFL stinks. And so do Ohio state fans. Especially NEO fans. They only like Ohio state because the browns are trash.
  7. Whatever runs along Elyria CC
  8. Soda pop if you want to get technical
  9. No
  10. To keep cost of living low.
  11. Rhinegeist is awesome. Although I was very disappointed in the experience visiting the brewery. Solid beer tho.
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2220

Low cap privilege

Im Just Kidding GIFs | Tenor

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2221

Played Pinehurst alt shot for the first time a couple years ago, big fan of that. A little more forgiving as a mid handicap.

Im probably biased but I think Rhinegeist makes the best IPA in Ohio. Not a fan of the brewery at all, although the rooftop bar there is good.

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2222
  1. Preferred during round/ after round beverage? During is Busch Light, high noon, or water with half sugar free lemon lime liquid IV, and half yuzu pineapple energy liquid IV. After a round I like a good ipa.
  2. Alt shot - the best golf game or the best game full stop? The best until you hit it in the water on the first tee, or duff a chip on the last hole of a tied match…
  3. Number of minutes it is acceptable to drive surrounded by farmland to get to the golf course? A bunch? Much rather drive a long way in the country than a little shorter distance in the city
  4. Average number of four letter words per round directed at yourself? So so so many
  5. Average number of four letter words per round directed at the golf course? Probably a bakers dozen or so
  6. What did you think this year’s Nest gift was? (I have to be honest it took me about 4 seconds to figure it out) a shithead spoiled it in the bartertown thread before I got mine
  7. Browns, Bengals, or Stillers? (I could not care less but I think many of you would) formerly Browns, now agnostic
  8. Favorite river? (I don’t know why) Lazy
  9. Soda or pop? Both
  10. Have you ever gotten drunk in a cornfield? Other agriculture locations acceptable as is “woods” many fields, many woods
  11. Why do we have 8 months of the worst weather but 4 months of the best? Because you touch yourself at night
  12. Best Ohio beer? If we’re talking one made all year, it’s one of CBC IPA, Jackie O’s who cooks for you?, or Wolf’s Ridge Daybreak. If we’re talking best beer ever made in Ohio, it’s Anxiousness & Chaos by Jackie O’s, or 3-2-1 Dire Wolf from wolf’s Ridge (which came out the day I proposed to my wife at the brewery)
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2223

The place where my wife and I took our favorite picture outside of our wedding day

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We were stone cold sober. No idea how this happened. Best guess is the flash was a split second ahead of where it should be

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2224
  1. Miller lite during additive free tequila or bourbon after.
  2. Alt shot slaps. Don’t play it often so it’s a great change of pace.
  3. I’ll drive anywhere for good golf so farmland is ok for miles and miles.
  4. Not that many. I’m not good enough to get that angry.
  5. If the course sucks a decent amount.
  6. Looked like a muff
  7. Brownies
  8. I’ve always liked the Zambezi. Not a joke.
  9. It’s pop. Grow up.
  10. Cornfield no. Woods a bunch.
  11. Because we live in a part of the world where we’re free from natural disaster and climate change. In 100 years Ohio will be a major metropolis. The seasonal depression is hitting hard this year. I need to play golf outside and feel the air asap.
  12. Masthead-Jiu Jitsu on the beach
    Hoof hearted-$120 nachos
    Missing mountain-bootnee Lee farnsworth
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2225

Answer to 11 is perfect

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2226

Number 2 is so so true

2227

Ohio fall golf remains undefeated

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2228

Love this idea!

  1. Besides water (big fan) a spirit based seltzer is my play, along with nip(s) of birdie juice
  2. It’s pretty great, but need the right partner
  3. Assuming I have nothing planned post round, 2+ hours. Back road drives, especially those where I can get on the loud pedal a bit, are the best.
    1. 2 per 9 and 1 bonus
  5. 1-2. Not often design based, but mostly about the conditties.
  6. I thought it was meant to hold a sand bottle, with a more realistic purpose of a weather resistant valuables/rangefinder pouch
  7. Colts… although my feels about football at all levels become more laissez-faire every year
  8. None of them around Cincinnati. They’re all gross.
  9. Everything is Coke
  10. Fur Sure. Woods, Field, Farm, Creek, equal opportunity drinker in my younger years.
  11. Because the benefits of our cost of living outweighs the sadness of winter

Best Ohio Beer: Urban Artifact Gadget… but I’m v biased as a Cincinnatian that really likes tarts/sours.

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2229
  1. During round, good old water. After, any cold lager
  2. The best, full fucking stop
  3. I’ve seen 90 a few times and I think that’s correct
  4. 15 yrs ago, same as the number of stars in the sky. Now? About 30% less. Actually between 20% and 90% less, depending on the round
  5. Typically not many, but there are certain holes in existence that I find to be an affront to mankind
  6. N/A
  7. Grew up a Washington fan but could not stomach Dan Snyder. Find myself an agnostic still
  8. Thunder Bay
  9. Was a pop guy but hanging around a bunch of Canadians at BGSU and I became a soda guy
  10. Woods. A lot
  11. I think it truly makes us appreciate those perfect, incredibly sunny days on the golf course

Best Ohio beer - Big fan of Landgrant Oh Sure

2230

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It’s Saturday October 20th, and 40° when you tee off in sensible layers. You’ve happened into a still bluebird morning 7:50 tee time first off at Sleepy, you’re sweeping dew in a National Park, walking for $40 or whatever.

You mention how it’s amazing they cut the trees on 14 because that’s not park owned land and it better reflects the original design, the group is awed. (They all saw your sensible par on 2 and respect you)

By the end of the round you’re down to a polo at 60° and having a patio beer watching college football. That’s unbeatable shit.

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2231
  • Preferred during round/ after round beverage? Yes.
  • Alt shot - the best golf game or the best game full stop? When vibes are high, best full stop.
  • Number of minutes it is acceptable to drive surrounded by farmland to get to the golf course? All the minutes.
  • Average number of four letter words per round directed at yourself? Less and less.
  • Average number of four letter words per round directed at the golf course? Zero.
  • What did you think this year’s Nest gift was? (I have to be honest it took me about 4 seconds to figure it out) Versatile.
  • Browns, Bengals, or Stillers? (I could not care less but I think many of you would) Browns. Own a tailgate bus with @spicychimis
  • Favorite river? (I don’t know why) The ones I’m used to.
  • Soda or pop? Soda, though adopted in adulthood after childhood of pop.
  • Have you ever gotten drunk in a cornfield? Other agriculture locations acceptable as is “woods” Oh yeah.
  • Why do we have 8 months of the worst weather but 4 months of the best? You can’t experience joy unless you experience pain.
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2232

What’s your top 3?

2233

Fortaleza, Don Fulano, Cascahuin

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2234

I’ll bite even though I had to move out of Ohio because of @jgolf1 and his tyrannical Roost policies

1 - water, transfusion, high noon, beer after
2 - the best golf game especially when @PlumbBobMillionaire and I are vibing and had it well under par at Findlay
3 - I come from the boonies so there is no limit to what I will drive to get to good golf
4 - This is going to be quite high since my name has four letters and it is often paired with another four letter word, but getting better
5 - getting fewer and fewer, unless it’s holes 15-17 at Denison, in which case, many
6 - had to read side panel to figure it out, 15 seconds
7 - Bears, sell the team
8 - Mississippi
9 - pop
10 - yes
11 - I always get asked about what I do during the winter when it comes to golf and how bored I must be and honestly, I don’t hate putting the clubs up for a few months, I think it helps my love of the game and appreciation of it to not be able to play. Then, start the itch back up again when the Hawaii and West Coast swings (#OpeningDrive) show up on Tour.

Best Ohio Beer - The Land Grant - Jeni’s Strawberry Collab always hit even though Jeni is a war criminal and should be tried as such (Graeter’s Forever)

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2235

Anytime someone mentions the Mighty Mississipp my brain immediately, without fail, goes to this:

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2236
  1. During: Water, High Noon, birdie bottle. After: IPA
  2. Sure
  3. X-> inf
  4. Roughly 60
  5. Roughly 18-20
  6. The dune popcorn bucket
  7. Bengals
  8. Tie between the Cedar River and the Scioto River
  9. Pop. 100%
  10. Cornfield, woods, lake. Yep.
  11. Because it’s the tax for no hurricanes and almost no earthquakes.
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2237

Grew up in NJ so might skew some answers

  1. Coors Light and a Blue Gatorade
  2. Havent played myself sounds great
  3. 65
  4. 150
  5. 4
  6. Joined too late
  7. Bucks (since the Giants are dead by week 3)
  8. Scioto
  9. Soda and its a dealbreaker
  10. Not yet
  11. Traded the 8 months for no hurricanes or floods
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