Return of the “Ope”-in - August 18th and 19th 2023: The Battle for Stattis

Really solid lunch today.

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@OffTheDole we in this?

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I’m up for the shuttle if that’s what you want to do!

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Good either way. I’ll have a car if someone else can drive it :rofl:

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I’m happy to be the designated driver.

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I thought we were talking about Wisconsin.

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Your first DUI is $28.50 and you have to say “I’m sorry” to 4 people, so technically @mikedabomb is right, it is cheaper than the DUI.

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I have a car that mostly drives itself so can shuttle folks around, too.

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Breaking: @papateeps and I have called a persimmons and blades duel because he likes these horrible fuckin’ things

And because why not. Links, one of the days, can’t wait

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Pulling very, very hard for you in this duel.

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@papateeps is right those are good

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Team Teeps for sure

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What are the stakes? Loser eats and entire package?

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It’s ok to be wrong. I’m a new man with these shafts and putter.

I’ll need to borrow some persimmons though.

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Good question…

My mind goes back to book report but that’s overplayed.

Loser has to play cavity backs for a month.

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Oh gross… What if I don’t have any?

I’ve got two sets of persimmons though, I’ll bring both.

I don’t have any either. I would have to effort some.

That’s part of the punishment.

I’m not sure I’d survive that - not the CB part, the part where my wife finds out I’ve bought yet another set of golf clubs… It’s not clever or particularly interesting to others but I’d be game for the loser to have to simply buy all of the winner’s drinks for the remainder of the weekend. Assuming we do it Friday afternoon, of course.

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I’m good with that as well. I’ll keep thinking too.

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