Return of the “Ope”-in - August 18th and 19th 2023: The Battle for Stattis

Buffalo tendies, blue cheese, cheese dip for the shit fries

Mrs Jimi also packed me 2 sliders, 1 turkey n cheese and the other ham n cheese. Bag of doritos. A few fork fulls of potato salad.

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Where can I get my own Mrs Jimi?

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Crinkle Cut fries rule. The ridges allow for extra crispiness, what’s not to love. Do they suck if they’re undercooked? Sure, so do McDonalds and all other fries.

Now Wendy’s is a place I don’t think has ever made a good fry for me. Would rather just get some more nuggets as a side there.

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No. OMG what? Have you not been paying attention?

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Fax.

This week I went to New Orleans and played Joe Bartholomew Municipal and Metairie CC which seemed way cooler than shitposting here.

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Our gui is actually out playing golf right now

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Wife and I are going in early May for a long weekend, should we bring our clubs?

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FWIW the public golf scene doesn’t seem flush. My host at Metairie said that, but there are some and some semi-privates that can get on.

Bayou Oaks South Course I heard is crispy. It was my Plan A over Joe B, but the earliest I could get a time the day I could play was 2:33pm and at $130 nonresident I wasn’t going to do that knowing it’d be too dark to finish all 18.

Joseph Bartholomew Municipal was exactly what you’d expect for a $28 with cart 18-hole Muni. Great vibes. Okay conditioning. Small greens. The finishing stretch here is awesome tho.

TPC Louisiana is obviously a TPC so like McDonald’s you know what you’re getting.

Lakewood is private but I thought someone said they have some public times or ability to get on. Heard is a water fest like typical Florida kinda swamp golf.

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You might have some luck getting your pro to call.

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My what?

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Mom? I think that’s the running joke?

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Checking in from the world’s largest

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Heading to Sand Valley from Des Moines for a romantic Wif Hof Wellness weekend. Do I convince her to make a pilgramage to OG Culvers on way up or back?

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Up, need the fuel for golf.

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I should have mentioned its next weekend.
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Fine, up and back, you’ll need the calories to stay warm.

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Smart…Ive heard cheese curds get the blood pumpin.

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It pumps for a little while, at least

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