Return of the “Ope”-in - August 18th and 19th 2023: The Battle for Stattis

Babies first Culver’s.

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Brings a tear to the eye

Happy holidays!

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New guy question here. So the MN Wild and their lord and savior Kaprizov use “Opa” we use “Ope” do we have any deep cut history on the difference or is there a Sven and Ole joke to provide some clarity?

“Ope, let me squeeze past you there while I grab my Culvers order”

That and Ope’n is too good. Shout out @midwestgolfbum

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Ok, that is good enough but now I have to go battle the winter apocalypse for a double butter burger.

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My brother in law just gave me an old fashioned he made and added coffee liquor. It’s fucking terrible. Do not recommend.

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I highly recommend, however, running your crappy gift bourbon (looking at you, JB) through about 2 tbsp coffee grounds and a filter.

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I told my wife her brother made me a doo doo brown old fashioned and I got banished to the kitchen to finish making dinner. YOU BE THE JUDGE:

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I’d happily be banished with a shitty drink though

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Good god this sounds horrific

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At least being banished you can make a real drink, I hope.

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Had he had this disgusting beverage before and then tried to sell you on how good it was? Was it just an experiment of his? Was it a prank?

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He’s very much a try hard look how trendy I am blah blah blah kind of guy, so my guess is he wanted to show us all how he could elevate our boring old fashioned. I don’t think he had it before and judging by all the half consumed fallen soldiers I saw in the other room when we left, pretty sure nobody will be having it again. My wife eventually agreed with me when i asked her how coffee and citrus together was working for her.

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So, there is sooooome reasoning there. I’ve had espresso with orange juice and it’s actually not as bad as you’d think.

But coffee liqueur in an old fashioned is just criminal.

In case anyone is wondering, here’s a nifty recipe:

Double shot of espresso
2oz pulp-free OJ
5oz seltzer water/club soda

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Shifting gears, but I cannot wait for next August’s run back with many of you degenerates. My wife gets it now.

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It’s amazing how this can change the game eh?!?

Going to be the best time

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Santa prefers chocolate old fashioneds with his cookies.

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Have a Midwest Christmas everyone!

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If spears aren’t available, chips are still pretty deece

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