You don’t realize how long five hours truly is until you run out of likes
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I think we can all collectively help with this.
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Me waiting to post until you guys get likes back so I don’t miss out on any of those sweet, sweet brain chemicals.
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See you tomorrow, sucker.
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Where the hell did I say that?
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Mis-read a prior comment, my bad. Gonna take an L here
That’s not how this works. You double down, and start calling people bitches, hoes, and other slurs.
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Not in the ope thread Karl!
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
PTM Announces Partnership with Powerful Purveyor of Peak Performance: LivPur to be Official Hydration at 2025 “Ope-n”
ILLINOIS– February 6th – PTM proudly proclaims its premier partnership with LivPur, the leading libation for lively lifestyles, as the official hydration partner for PTM at the prestigious 2025 “Ope-n.” This dynamic deal also designates LivPur as the unofficial hydration of The Jort Fort. Jort-wearers will benefit from LivPur’s superior hydration solutions, helping them perform at their peak.
“PTM is pumped to partner with LivPur,” proclaimed @PTM. “Their potent products provide the perfect pick-me-up for peak PTM performance. We’re certain this partnership will provide a refreshing reward for all participants.”
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Tuff scene
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Bitches and hoes just keeps making me laugh. Just a nonsense insult in line with my father-in-law getting mad at Nebraska football and calling them ignoramuses.
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Hey, I have likes back! For how long? Nobody knows!
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HDH, should we start stocking up or negotiate a sponsorship?
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Hey, he said unofficial, the Jort Fort listens to all offers.
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I’m out of likes for 26 minutes, here’s a reply for your consideration
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I heard there might be some members of the media later this evening.
Lots of people that we need to talk with
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