Orient, OH - It takes a long, long time for a tree to grow through a rock though not nearly as long as it takes to play a post-COVID weekend round at any of Ohio’s public golf destinations.
FRIENDSSSSS, after a slight delay due to a host of #perspective, major life events and the shittiest Central Ohio spring I can remember, the first round match between myself and @Albatrossity has FINALLY been completed.
Split Rock GC, host of the world famous “Welcome to the Rock” Scotch Foursomes Invitational, hosted this titanic clash of German Villagers on Friday.
KK, playing in his first round of golf since December, got eight shots from myself in what was the windiest round of golf I’ve played in the Buckeye State. Sustained winds of 25 mph with gusts up to 40. The nearby Pickaway Correctional Institution recorded a wind gust of 47 mph while we were playing approximately a quarter mile away. That’s just about halfway there to an EF1 tornado.
The day featured a lot of “attempts” at good golf in those conditions and the match really took a turn when we headed to the back 9. KK and I both hit our drives right on the absurd rightward wind. His ball stayed in play by about four inches, my drive sacrificed to the mishit gods. KK laid up to a comfy distance, I hit a 3-wood approximately 325 wind-aided yards to a 250 flag. That stupid thing went 40 yards over the green and might have kept going (all the way to the fucking jail) if not for the trees behind the green.
The unluckiest thing of all time happened right after that. KK hit a majestic mid iron that didn’t leave the flagstick, to the point where it drilled said flagstick, careening over the green much like my 3-wood. It was the shot of the day and could not have been more undeserving of its eventual fate, although KK did end up winning the hole.
A tough, if not altogether unspeakable, #11 went down and I eventually restored my lead. Getting up and down for bogey on 15 (with the weathered split rock looking on) closed out our match 4&3.
Shoutout to @SRS_One for the witness and the unspoiled walk. KK is going to be dangerous on the other side of the bracket.