You still can hang with us and sneak in to your in laws place like a high schooler…
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Do you want to just get plenty of food for the cookout and then everyone there can Venmo you for it?
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I don’t have the biggest cooler but I can try to fit as much shit in as I can.
If need be I can get some food on Thursday and bring a cooler. I just would need to know what I need to bring.
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Perhaps a Costco run for patties?
Think we’ve got it covered now. @therealmarkymark is gonna take care of the meat, buns, and cups/plates. I’m gonna get the chips and condiments. Cold beer will be in the hands of the fellow refugees, which I think is in fine hands.
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I will be getting hamburger patties and chicken breasts from Costco and jalapeño cheddar sausages from Central Market. I will also bring a cutting board and chefs knife.
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Thanks guys. Just let us know what we owe and we will Venmo or give you cash.
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Thanks to @therealmarkymark for taking the lead on the bbq.
As we finalize details/matchups for the weekend, I want to invite our fellow Texans from DFW/Houston to call out Atx/SA so that we can a) get fired up for the event b) entertain some singles pairings for Sunday.
Call outs/Insults may sound like this:
- Aaron Franklin is an a-hole and Austin BBQ–while too good–is overrated
- Greg Popovich was an average coach whose success was really due to Danny Ferry
- Lions is a dump and condos will look great there
- More people from LA should move to Austin
- Austin/SA lacks sufficient humidity in the summer
- Texas is governed too well from the Capitol (ehh, maybe not this one)
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Take it up with Pine Dunes, I didn’t buy the grills.
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delete this that’s a national treasure
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The houston trashtros
That should be enough provocation amiright?
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San Antonio’s biggest claim to fame is a tiny shack where a bunch of guys from Tennessee got killed
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The Arlington Rangers built a new stadium that looks like an HEB because they were tired of the fact that Texas’s official grocery store refused to build one in the southern oklahoma metroplex.
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We prefer the Asterisks
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We got caught cheating before it was cool
There are HEBs going up in Frisco and Plano, thank you very much.
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Austin is the Santa Monica of the south with the amount of homeless people there. Like fucking mosquitoes
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