Have you heard of H‑E‑B or Whataburger before?
I actually believe that Dallas Cowboys are America’s Team.
Best days long since past, rose to fame largely due to oil, completely refuses to understand what made it competitive in the first place (phenomenal Offensive Line/strong unions forging a middle class), will continue to be held back until some old white guy dies, ignores the health and well-being of the people who actually make it work (not Cowboys-exclusive), wasted billions of dollars building an abhorrent monument to its own excess. Seems about right to me.
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Have you heard of Beyoncé?
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And the thing they’re most know for is the sexual sideshow that are the stripp… I mean cheerleaders…
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What is with that shitty El Fenix restaurant in Dallas? Do people like that. And all the terrible bars like Concrete Cowboy and Bottled Blonde that you can take back.
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El Finex is legit ass.
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I’d rather not have a football franchise than have to root for the Texans.
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I don’t know what’s worse the Dallas finance douche bros or the Austin tech douche bros
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You’re welcome.
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Frozen margaritas are trash and if you drink them, you’re trash too
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What about frozen Arnold Palmer’s/Moscow Mules?
Sounds like the biggest knock on Austin is that everyone wants to move here. Sorry for being better than the rest of the state I guess?
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yeah I just don’t watch football so I get to hate them all equally. the Texans have the dumbest mascot/jersey/team name combo in the league.
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It’s like naming a team the Texas Houstonians. Like, no shit people that live in Houston are Texans.
Mariano happens to be a client of mine.
Cool story, bro.
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Keep Austin weird is your city’s slogan. The traffic sucks, housing is expensive, your best bbq is in Llano - 1.5 hrs from town (but might as well be on the backside of the moon because of my first point) and you think you’re the best? There is nothing weird about Austin, aside from Llano BBQ I just described every city represented in this competition.
EAL also lives there:
Austin’s Mexican food is worse than Dallas’s.
If everyone is Californians and free range homeless, then yes.
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