2024 Refuge Roosts: Local Clubs & Club Championship Outline

What’s the big deal? I can book a tee time and room at Wild Horse right now, see you at the craps table.

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Prairie Club was the other hopeful site

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You clearly haven’t flown in or out of MCI. That airport is electric.

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I live 30 minutes from this Casino. The course is actually pretty solid. Hosting an Epson Tour event in Sept.

Heard MCI called a lot of different things, electric hasn’t been one of them until now…

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I believe it was a logistics problem only. Gothenburg is the middle of damn nowhere (don’t fucking @ me Nebraska, your entire state qualifies) and the cost would’ve been substantially higher per gui

Edit: no, I did not actually read your post

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The Wildhorse he is referencing is in the middle of damn nowhere as well.

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What is the KC cost?

$400 for all golf, food and drink I believe

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Very juiced to see Green Lady on the list, because that place fucking rocks. I would also throw out Antler Room if you are looking for a hell of a meal.

That’s a lot of food and drink given the cost of the courses being played.

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Can’t wait to hear how the putting goes for this competition.

“Man, BCN greens were FIRE today. I think they had them turned all the way up to a 4.5!!!”

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Included transportation via bus was another selling point from the June Nest pod.

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Oh boy, Mr C Suite Parachuting in! Is that @JScore standing behind you?

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I’m praying they enforce stymies at BCN

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FOOTPRINTS IN THE BUNKER

One night @JScore had a dream.

He dreamed he was walking along the 8th at Jax Beach next to BaxterMSP

Across the sky flashed scenes from his last round

For each shank he noticed two sets of footprints in the bunker: one belonging to him, and the other to Baxter.

When the last swing of his public golfing life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the bunker.

He noticed that many times along the path of his swing there was only one set of footprints.

He also noticed that it happened when he was already well on his way to shooting a 98.

This really bothered him and he questioned BaxterMSP about it:

“BAXTER, you said that once I decided to follow you, you’d show me how to get on to the most woke private Raynors in the land. But I have noticed that during the worst rounds of my public golf life I can’t get my ball back into play and there is only one set of footprints in the bunker. I don’t understand why when I needed you most you would force me to go back to putting on greens at BCN that resemble a 1970s shag carpet instead of those fire greens at Chicago GC running at a 12.”

BaxterMSP replied: “Listen fucker, I’ve had to watch you take 5 swings to get out of that bunker and I’m still here. During these times of trial and suffering, when you see only set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.”

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Man, KC catching some serious strays. I hope they make everyone come to Cleveland next year.

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When was the last time you took a vacation to KC?

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Fun list, but everyone will end up at the Brooksider just like all my holiday visits

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July 2012

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