We expect you to pick a Roost after this. No more pussyfooting around.
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@Sarah treats Roosts like an appetizer sampler. I just need to hear her say who are the potato skins, who are the mozz sticks, and who are the chicken wings.
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Sarah is the Arch Manning of Roost Recruiting
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A girl’s gotta weigh her options!
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Enjoy the weekend. Weather looks class.
Just to be clear - the Confluence Roost is not open for recruiting. Please feel free to consider joining our waitlist in 2025 for potential eligibility.
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I hope we’re the glass of cab
But is she back?
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This is a crock of shit. You guys have been after me for a year now.
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We all know you’d rather be here than in the Boring and Plain golf club. Not recruiting at all
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Exactly - guy spends a few weeks with the murder bit roost and decided to move to Central IL to join us. That’s not recruiting, that’s natural selection.
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Listen everyone. We here at @ConfluenceGC are too concerned with our matchplay championship tomorrow. The name of which is not an homage to the side characters or key events of a double homicide, nor is it some halfhearted pun.
Instead it’s called, The Match Play Championship.
We don’t bog ourselves down with peacocking our merch, or creating a discord that gives you access to the instagram which then unlocks a series of clues to allow you access to the whats app which then sends an email invite to the phone chain.
We play golf. With old friends and new in and around the St. Louis area. If you are geographically near come play, if you are far away, play with another roost.
And if you’re the leader of the @GreatPlainsGC please get off your butt and get some guys interested in the Show Me Showdown. Or continue to be known as the roost full of cowards
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If she wants to be poly-rooster-ous, that’s like, her bag, man. No kink shaming here! 
I do appreciate you and @anon43372372 continuing to provoke America’s most dangerous native species, Floridians
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Despite the Confluence having some high quality members, it’s tough to remove them from the weird ass geographic area they exist.
Rivers, and where rivers meet is never a good sign.
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