Being upset about losing in net golf is hilarious. Just be happy someone shot the round of their life because

That tournament is not real!
Being upset about losing in net golf is hilarious. Just be happy someone shot the round of their life because

That tournament is not real!
Thereās a thread for ass takes like this:
https://refuge.nolayingup.com/t/participation-trophies/60646/190?u=rolandofgilead
Me at dinner tonight thinking about how us winning our first Roost Regional apparently shouldnāt make me excited according to people on here:

I played junior competitive golf for seven years and Iāve competed in mid am events a decent amount. I can tell you that I was just as nervous today as I was in any event with a lead, and I can tell you I was just as emotional birdieing the final hole and finding out we won as any moment Iāve had on the course.
But what did you have for dinner? This is the refuge, all threads end up back at food
I hit a good shot into our last hole with everyone behind the green and I only heard one person say nice shot. I was really concerned that A) it didnāt matter and it was over anyway or B)it really mattered and no one wanted to say anything.
Thank god we didnāt need birdie because it lipped out but it is fun feeling competition juices.
Iām going to eat Mexican, drink another 17 waters to rehydrate, and one very cold, very satisfying margarita.
Iād like to nominate @leftysauce for the Jordan Flu Game award. For reference he went to bed immediately after dinner last night he felt so terrible. Heat index today reached 108
The performance he put on today was nothing short of Ironman behavior. He shot gross even in our back 9 match missing 2 greens by a combined 10 ft and dropped a hammer on 9 with a 3i to halve the morning match after @Theonewhoshanks grinded our asses off to flip that match.


Thank you!!
Itās over in Washington. A massive, massive congrats to the Mayhem GC. An absolute class performance. They are well deserving champions and will be fun to have them playing this year.
Iām very proud of my 4 Bearcubs. The fact that they have to deal with Sea-Tac on a Sunday night is just salt in the wound. Thx to @TheHonChiefJustice for the pics!!!

Last year we had post round complaining. This year we had complaining from people not even playing in the event. Canāt wait to see what the simulation brings us next Roost Regional season.
Anyways, want to echo the statements above regarding the Deep South Regional. @HighCottonClub are worthy champions after battling the heat and the aftermath of a meal at Austinās.
Also want to thank @jan42dk for handing me a thorough beating in our match today. Never expected one of the nicest people Iāve ever met to be a full blown assassin on the course. Surgical stuff down the stretch there.
I was just upset I had to go to a 1 year olds birthday instead of playing with @Big_RanDeer and filling the back 9 with double bogeys again.
I was more referencing the posts from out West earlier today but you were missed Quinn. Could have used some of those doubles since none of your Roostmates wanted to make them
The fact that any of these formats count is sickening
72 holes of Gross Stroke Play should be the only acceptable way to make the Roost Club Championship
Everyone in the Deep South Roost would have WD. We would have found some other way to crown a champ.
Splash of OJ moving to the MENA Tour to get some qualifying points for Sweetens
Play better cooler
The heat doesnāt even include @DombrowBryan fearing for his life over a 2 footer on 8 green yesterday