Do you play your podcasts at 1/4 speed? Do you love the smell of sulphur in the morning? Are you a lay expert in the loopholes of flood insurance? You too could be a part of Team Houston.
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Don’t forget living in constant fear of the next natural disaster! That’s a classic
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Damn was really excited about this, but that’s the weekend of my wife’s college graduation. 2023 here we come lol. Go win it, H-Town.
I will not stand for this podcast speed slander. Everything else sure. But my podcasts run at 2.5x and the city of NASA will not have our intellect demeaned
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Need some water? Dig a one-inch-deep hole in any flat surface in Houston, and it will immediately fill up!
Did you get seven-sixteenths of an inch of rain, and yet seventy miles of your interstate system in downtown is flooded?
You might be in Houston!
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Houston is going to have plenty of returning players. Chemistry will be an essential intangible for our inevitable victory.
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As a not so prodigal son of H-Town I just assumed y’all listen to everything chopped and screwed.
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Other cities looking like they’ll be filling up with no-post randos only known to the other no-post randos they met at this year’s Donnybrook.
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Hell I might try to see the 16-18th holes next year
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Your game might be helped by the training aid called: not having a newborn around
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Of course this is thrown up at 9PM the night before the World Series. It was specifically to make Houston look weak.
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I was the one to post it…put the tinfoil hat away
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Bold strategy letting your opponents stick around that long.
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My tin foil hat is extra thick because I only use H‑E‑B brand
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Team Houston will have the best ball markers!
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This will be Team Houston’s charitable cause for 2022.
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God I hope not
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@imsocrabby @SaveMuny & @ATX/SA
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I’m going to try to practice at least once before next May
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