Vibestock (Southern Pines, NC): 2021, October 2 - Longleaf Golf and Family Club

[JScore]

@Double_Bogey_Dave

all the lurkers and new posters out there.

They will shower you with their silent adoration. You’ll be so adequately whelmed by their nearly unnoticeable outpouring of gratitude.

Then when they realize they understand none of the inside jokes, history, and “organic” free form expression here, they will continue to be silent and unnoticeable.

However, my technique will spawn a select few who will rise from the hazing and replace me and other Schwaldos when we leave for greener pastures after being disenfranchised by the NLUniverse and start Golf Talk or get called back to “journalism” and join a bonfire enthusiast board.

[Double_Bogey_Dave]

@JScore

However, my technique will spawn a select few who will rise from the hazing and replace me and other Schwaldos when we leave for greener pastures after being disenfranchised by the NLUniverse and start Golf Talk or get called back to “journalism” and join a bonfire enthusiast board.

Don’t let the door hit you where the good lord split you.

[tdogg21]

@JScore

they will continue to be silent and unnoticeable.

Judging by the NIT AMA thread, the lurkers silent and unnoticeable because they are apparently out there practicing…

[lazyjk]

@tdogg21

apparently out there practicing…

[avess]

It’s too hot to practice and the heat makes me agitated and more likely to shitpost.

[tylernichols91]

[JScore]

[Jim_Sand]

Looks like Tom needs an autoflex

[Double_Bogey_Dave]

Best get out of the way or get run over.

[tdogg21]

I kind of want to play pinehurst #1 while I’m in town. Any insight on how hard it is to get a tee time this late and how much it typically costs?

[OffTheDole]

@JScore

join a bonfire enthusiast board

[rkris]

I’d so want that if such an item was in the raffle.

[rkris]

Jebus, you spend one day actually doing your job and you miss the catfight of the thread to date.

[grizzly224]

Speaking of raffle…Is YHM still up for being a caddie for the day? I would buy tickets for that.

[Fluff]

Does YHM want to compete?

[rkris]

I’ll check, but I’m sure he wouldn’t mind doubling up as competitor/greens reader.

[NightTrainLane]

I’m thinking about picking up something from Smathers & Branson for the raffle.
Maybe a dog collar, loser of the @JScore vs @Double_Bogey_Dave match has to wear it for a round at the NIT…

[grizzly224]

For those that may care…I have donated 4 admission tickets to the NC Zoo along with 8 fun passes that will cover giraffe feeds, butterfly garden, carousel and such.
Whoever wins should reach out to me and I will see what I can do to make the day even more special.

[LukeBoatright]

Thanks so much @grizzly224! We really appreciate it!

[NightTrainLane]

I will be donating one of these to the raffle @LukeBoatright. Haven’t decided which one yet.