TrapDraw Ep 402: United STATES Draft

Wisconsin doesn’t belong on this list lol

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@dgolfman62281 gets honorary Kama’aina rates at Kapalua for being the only person with common sense.

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Florida doesn’t

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Florida isn’t really my cup of tea but objectively it does. One of the largest and most unique states anyway you slice it

Hey Siri: Show me 5 guys that have never been outside an airport in Missouri.

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You described Florida almost the same as our elementary school principal describes the special education class.

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Huh

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Also Georgia has the best short haul intermodal rail network in the country, possibly the world. If you’re into logistics, Georgia is where you want to be.

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California is hard to beat. Best beaches outside of Hawaii, the only state with a mediterranean climate but snow is also only a few hours drive from any major city. 12 months of golf. Most biodiversity of any state. Nine national parks, most in the country, including a UNESCO World heritage site (Yosemite). Huge melting pot of cultures in almost all cities, but all the major cities are still unique and great to visit. Top 10 in education, probably #1 for colleges when you consider the sheer volume of good accessible schools with in state tuition. Produces 50% of the nation’s fruit and vegetables including a bunch of crops only grown here. Total powerhouse of industry, technological and medical advancement…

…It’s just really goddamn expensive to live here.

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And yet, as of the publishing of this post, Wisconsin has 1 more vote than Florida.

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I’d pick Washington first. PNW for life!

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You forgot to mention we have the best Mexican food outside of Mexico.

Oh! And tater tots.

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Shhhhhh I didn’t want to start that debate again (even though it isn’t a debate)

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Soly’s military complex focused nation will be conquering TC’s vacant land holdings, while Neil’s focus factory of antifa-like anarchists plot to take down the Solys machine.

Randy’s nation is ok as long as the welfare checks keep arriving in the mail box, and sends DJ emails daily begging for an acquisition.

DJ can’t get the CA Seculars and UT/TX Christian’s to find common ground on Life Principles and Values.

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People from rural Pennsylvania

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Passing on California at number 1 would be like passing on Peyton Manning. You just don’t do that

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This just set back the suffrage movement 100 years.

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The only thing I’ve ever done is moved the suffragette movement forward

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I totally understand why California is the consensus #1, has many fundamentals that you want out of a state.

But I think there’s arguments for taking a chance and zagging on a different state. I went with Hawaii for the poll I posted. Not as much depth, but the ceiling is higher.

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