Trap Draw: Chop Sessions

CNN faking finding a prisoner in a Syrian jail who actually turns out to be an intelligence offer in the Assad regime is hilarious and so on brand.

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Ok seriously, what’s going on with the monkeys?

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Absolutely my favorite story of the week. A bunch of flat earthers got flown to Antarctica to see the midnight sun, and they’re not handling it well.

Apparently they think that the midnight sun should not be possible with a flat earth.

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They flew them all the way to the ice wall?!

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This is probably more cost effective than sticking them on a Bezos rocket, taking off, and then pressing their stupid faces against the window and shouting in their ears, “can you see the ice wall from here, dipshit?!”

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Yes, but we should do that too.

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I have a friend visiting Antarctica right now. She’s definitely not a flat earther, but curious if she’s run into them.

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I really hope so, for our sake. Stories could be great.

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At least they’re right about that

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I for one would be actually shocked if a conspiracy theorist flat earther is presented evidence that unequivocally proves they’re wrong and they acknowledge they were in fact wrong.

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Are flat Earthers for real? Like in they genuinely believe the Earth is flat? Or are they like the “Birds Aren’t Real” guy, a contrarian joke just to fuck with people?

For some it is probably a bit, but it seems there are people who genuinely believe the earth is flat.

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i struggle with the idea that anyone can genuinely believe it if shown enough evidence. anyone who does will stop any discussion short of being proven otherwise and they never have any compelling rationale of their own. they just believe it but can’t go any further.

it’s not a bit but also it doesn’t ever feel like a well researched or thought out opinion.

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Joke?!

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(some) BIRDS AREN’T REAL!

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Mat Ishbia is….maybe not super well loved sometimes but this is actually kinda sick.

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That is one horrific graphic. Looks like a 6th grade project.

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