They also didn’t list her Onlyfans account name. Wonder how long until she adds it to her Twitter bio? She’s gotta be losing out on good money now.
Looks like the inhabitants of Sodor finally escaped.
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I’m so glad Randy and TC came together and pulled the correct answer of a DQ Blizzard when talking about DJT. What an all time moment showing how out of touch with reality some of DC’s finest are. I fist pumped to myself when they realized it was a Blizzard.
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DT is strictly a McDs guy. He knows what a McFlurry is
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“Look, I’m a McDonald’s guy, ok. They serve beautiful food, and make a lot of money - a lot of money - doing it. Just think, one little hamburger, billions and billions sold. Baron likes the Happy Meals. Chicken McNuggets. Shamrock Shake. Elect me, more McRibs. Why just a limited time? Why have to bring it back? Just keep it. It’s what the people want. Woke. But it’s not a BigMac. Like me. - iconic. But we gotta get this ice cream machines fixed. I have a plan. A beautiful plan for the ice cream machines, people say it’s the best ever. Smarties mixed in to the soft serve. Mrs. Alito says my plan is the best. Elect me - more ice cream. Thank you. What was the question?”
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The McFlurry machine is broken because of woke
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Thank god Mayor McAdams realized our city of 9m people and 20m rats living in it needs trash cans, and it’s great that he needed to pay McKinsey 4m to tell him that. This has to be pure catnip for @Randy
What is this Rat Czar even doing?!
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- Million. Fucking. Dollars?! Throw every person who has ever worked for McKinsey into an active volcano. What are we doing.
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Like I said in the other thread where this was brought up, you could probably write a whole book about this history of trash collection in NYC.
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to be fair to Mckinsey, they might need to exist as a proving ground for people too stupid to hold positions.
this shouldve been automatic impeachment and expulsion for anyone involved at the mayors office that they needed an outside consultant for this
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I’m really curious how people think the logistics of bins makes so much sense as to be obvious in NYC.
New Yorker had a big piece on this I found fascinating.
I credit NYC for trying new things.
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There’s a recent solid Stuff You Should Know pod on NYC Sanitation history, pretty cool insight. Since most NYC (manhattan) buildings lack traditional alleys, there’s no where else to put it!
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And there’s basically one alley that is used for a lot of alley scenes in Manhattan. There are some other alleys but they are privately owned and require paying several stakeholders in order to film and are thus much more expensive to film. Cortlandt Alley is public so it’s much cheaper.
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How many hours of time is that for McKinsey?
According to Google, a McKinsey Sr. Partner can earn let’s say $1,000/hour.
So $4mm is 4,000 hours for one senior partner.
Let’s pretend there are two senior partners on the job, but of course not 2,000 hours each, closer to 120 hours each, for 240 hours. That would be 10 hours per week, for 12 weeks. So that’s $240,000, we’ll round up to $250,000 to include lunches.
Then let’s say a Director level person is getting $500 per hour. If $3mm was spent on these jagoffs, that’d be 6,000 hours. Or about 12 people working full time for 12 straigght weeks. There’s another 1/2 person we could afford with this section of the budget, $120,000 or so. But let’s say that $120,000 is used for these Directors for, you guessed it, lunch! Leaves each person about $167 for lunch a day. That should cover it even if they want to add guac in Manhattan.
That still only takes us to $3.25mm.
The last $750k would have to be people doing the “hands on” work. Well, this job is actually saved for one lucky Sr. Executive Partner at McKinsey. Because we have $1,500 per hour for someone to go alley by alley and look at stuff every day for 12 straight weeks.
No wonder it’s such a good plan!
These are unaudited numbers cooked up by a dumbo so don’t sharpen your pencil too much.
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“As of Nov. 12, city officials will have containerized 70% of New York City’s 14 billion annual pounds of trash in two years.“
14,000,000,000 lbs. That is a staggering amount of garbage.
Not going to argue the napkin math overall, but I bet McKinsey’s bill rates are way higher than what you proposed. These companies bill people out at crazy rates compared to their personal earnings.
In my last role, I was Exec Director level at a large Brand Consultancy. I was billed out at $500-525 per hour for most clients and according to Glassdoor, my salary was roughly commensurate with a Senior Analyst at McK.
So if you put them at the same bill rate, Analysts are probably billed out at $300-350 per hour, Managers at $600-750, and Directors at $900-1,000. Partners and above probably start at $1,500 but are more so retainers for engagements rather than billing by the hour.
Regardless, $4MM is a ton of burn on a project (I only had one cross 7 figures in my career), but I can see it happening with enough hands on the project and exposure at high enough levels.
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as an ex-consultant
at a high-level glance, this seems like a really thoughtful and well done study. there is bad consulting and this doesn’t feel like it. and if it improves their garbage problem, $4M is a pretty insignificant though it probably could’ve been done cheaper by another firm. Or it could’ve been done internally, poorly, and lead to no change.
i feel like this is more of a political / legislative problem. you have to have the data to back up doing this sort of stuff. and they paid to get it.
~ducks~
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this feels more right but i thought partners billing 10 hrs/week didn’t feel too far off. 4 engagements. 5-10hrs a week each. gotta bill your time somewhere. though I would really think there should be more than one partner for something like this. unless the city of new york is just a big account and with a large book of business.
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