Tourist Sauce: The Carolinas

Naming things that are also beach only seems like a weird counter to “flip flops are beach only” my guy.

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so youll wear them in a public restroom but not a plane? or out on the street/sidewalk?

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Yeah you’re right. Made sense in my mind but not on paper.

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Flip flops are out

That’s correct. I know, this also doesn’t make sense but it’s accurate.

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both = ugly

Would I wear them walking around NYC or any other major pedestrian area? Probably not. But here, I hop in a car to go most places. I’m running a quick errand? Going to the gym? Maybe even grabbing a bite somewhere? It’s 105 out in July? Yeah, I’m putting on flip flops, maybe even with pants.

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you wear flip flops to the gym?

wear what you want, but nobody will ever convince me that flip flops are appropriate footwear for adult males outside of a public shower, the pool or the beach…sorry man

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Flip flops to the rink or to the course before changing into appropriate sports related footwear - with a pair of real shoes to wear afterwards for anything in public.

I assume anyone adult that wears flip flops in public has a foot fetish. I’m not here to yuck your yum, you do you Rex Ryan.

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Yes and (used to) do all the time.

Planes? Yes

Everywhere? Anytime? Yes

Deal with it

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Dude. You have a problem…

We’re here to help, take a seat

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slides with socks if you have to but never flops

oh no

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The whole reason I wear flops to golf is so I can put them on afterwards and let my feet breathe

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That’s a very specific hill you’re choosing to die on.

Also, if you try to board a plane in flip flops, you should be gate checked.

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Think again. Flip flops are both aesthetically and physically gross. (sorry @ajsHTX u kno i <3 u)

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yeah that seems like a lot to me

wear flops to the course, put on sock and golf shoes to play, then put on shoes to go out afterwards?

why not just wear the shoes to the course if thats the case?

If you do this in your car great, if you do it at lunch I’m moving tables

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