Tourist Sauce S9 - Who will be the golf daddy?

I use udder cream for dairy cows as my chamois cream in my cycling bibs. I’m all in on using agricultural / horse racing products … within reason of course.

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That’s like saying bud light has the same active ingredient as moonshine.

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I gave the episode a rewatch so I could track @Tron & @Soly’s scores.

Giving Soly his putts on 12 and 18 (hard to tell if both were near gimmes - 18 looked closer than 12) I have it as:

TC 4, 5, 5, 4, 2, 5, 3, 5, 4 (37)
CS 5, 5, 5, 5, 3, 4, 3, 3, 4 (37)

TC 5, 4, 4, 3, 4, 5, 4, 4, 6 (39, 37 - 76)
CS 4, 3, 4, 3, 5, 4, 4, 4, 4 (35, 37 - 72)

Two super impressive rounds of golf over a summertime RMW, even though the tees looked like they were a decent way up.

(RMW White tees rate even par (72) with a 129 slope)

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Best ball 68? It looks like.

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Yep. With two bogeys.

@MerchCzar sorry but swimming in port Philip bay wouldn’t be close to the Indian Ocean - you could try to claim the Southern Ocean though

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Did lol at the Indian Ocean scene. The boys were pumped about it!

Did no one have a dip on King Island? That would have been legit Southern Ocean areas.

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Legend Cooch would be a sweet band name.

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Are the socks a “bit” this season?

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The Soly Effect is real, folks. May or may not have been seriously considering trying this out but Amazon is sold out. Also, humans are animals so I don’t see the issue. Just don’t use this ok your plants and you’ll be fine.

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Or don’t use it in your mouth, on your genitalia, or in your anus?

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Who called the fun police?

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How am I supposed to fix dense/butthurt otherwise?

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In that case, carry on and apply liberally.

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This is a fairly common part of the dress codes at clubs in Aus. I mostly just wore pants unless I was playing somewhere public.

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Wait that’s super interesting. If I wore no shows would they actually make a fuss out of it? Or is that kind of an old school thing in writing but they wouldn’t care about?

I’m not sure. I’ve been places in the UK that have similar posted dress codes, but didn’t care. I imagine Aussie clubs are similar, but it’s possible a couple actually would enforce it. My guess is pretty much anywhere that does enforce it would just ask someone buy a pair of longer socks in the pro shop and not actually kick them out.

Isn’t that why DJ or somebody had to buy/put on tall socks at a club during tourist sauce Scotland?

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Correct. Elie definitely does enforce their long song rule.

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You can wear short white socks, with shorts, as well when I was there. Although it was chilly enough that I wore pants.