This is a light snack
the burger + fries + custard is like 1,000 calories.
you are a small person, and more calories are required to sustain larger frames
*i.e you’ll never achieve my level of round eating reasonable amounts of calories. You’re at Culvers. There’s no mitigating this from a health standpoint
a sourdough curdburger is 920 calories. I feel my arteries screaming in pain and slowly suffacting.
i might get one tomorrow.
Come on maaaaaaaaaan, nobody wants to see these numbers.
I think my game-plan is to have anyone I’m playing a match against get a curdburger 30 minutes before our tee time.
You’d be fearful to know how many of us this won’t negatively impact
Please ban him from Ope*
*currently 13th on waiting list.
relevant
Nothing makes me want to fall asleep more than my post round patty melt and beer from the club.
It should be illegal to not have a culver’s food truck at the turn of every Wisconsin golf course.
You and your seasonal socks are always welcome.
Only one gram of trans fat, basically heart healthy at that point.
You are underestimating just how much of a fat fuck I am. This would just be good fuel for the round.
And since Kerry is both extremely well dressed and a scientist, this constitutes something close enough to medical advice that I’m okay with it.*
*always consult your actual doctor.
as someone who is unfortunately unable to attend the Op3-n. might i suggest some sort of culver’s challenge? eat x number of burgers get x amount of shots.
Have you seen @midwestgolfbum? We can’t just hand him the tournament like that (there’s no format or winner)