The Op3-'n:10k or bust (Part 1)

This is a light snack

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the burger + fries + custard is like 1,000 calories.

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you are a small person, and more calories are required to sustain larger frames

*i.e you’ll never achieve my level of round eating reasonable amounts of calories. You’re at Culvers. There’s no mitigating this from a health standpoint

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a sourdough curdburger is 920 calories. I feel my arteries screaming in pain and slowly suffacting.

i might get one tomorrow.

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Come on maaaaaaaaaan, nobody wants to see these numbers.

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I think my game-plan is to have anyone I’m playing a match against get a curdburger 30 minutes before our tee time.

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You’d be fearful to know how many of us this won’t negatively impact

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Please ban him from Ope*

*currently 13th on waiting list.

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relevant

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Nothing makes me want to fall asleep more than my post round patty melt and beer from the club.

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It should be illegal to not have a culver’s food truck at the turn of every Wisconsin golf course.

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You and your seasonal socks are always welcome.

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Only one gram of trans fat, basically heart healthy at that point.

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You are underestimating just how much of a fat fuck I am. This would just be good fuel for the round.

And since Kerry is both extremely well dressed and a scientist, this constitutes something close enough to medical advice that I’m okay with it.*

*always consult your actual doctor.

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as someone who is unfortunately unable to attend the Op3-n. might i suggest some sort of culver’s challenge? eat x number of burgers get x amount of shots.

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Have you seen @midwestgolfbum? We can’t just hand him the tournament like that (there’s no format or winner)

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