The Culver’s and High Life Thread (Ope’n IV)

When you’re executing the 200 yard pull hook off the tee all day, then absolutely nut one dead straight.

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@ReallyFatPat say the thing

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My biggest complaint about Woodlands is that hole #5 is the number 7 handicap hole, something I discovered while tracking pops for my playing competitors.

How the fuck is #5 a difficult hole for any skill level?

I hit my drive 15 yards short of the green and made bogey :man_shrugging:t3:

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Mr Culver’s house has a very intimidating presence

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The glare of the copper serves as a hazard

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Can confirm

I won’t talk about what I did.

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@papateeps and I were workshopping a plan to build a Culvers shrine behind 5 green next year in front of his house

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You almost drove 6 green from 5 tee, sick

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It’s a talent. Not a great one, but a talent.

That was also the first ball I hit that day that went straight :joy:

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“Thanks for finding it. What the fuck am I supposed to do with it?”

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It was a super fair question.

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Have you considered tennis or pickleball?

I’ve considered lobbying against pickleball in my city just to piss off the one guy who aggressively lobbies for it. Does that count?

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Pound That Motherfucker.

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I imagine you would look something like this
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I would love to ghost write some material for you here to send to the City…

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I’m attending the village board meeting next week because I heard a rumor that the village wants to turn the well-used basketball court across the street from my house to pickleball.

Not on my watch.

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Nanski showing up to a city council meeting to lobby against pickleball

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Better angle: argue that pickleballers should have to play with actual pickles.

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