The Culver’s and High Life Thread (Ope’n IV)

It’s never good when you go to the doctor and within 2 minutes of being in the room, they ask “are you available the rest of the day?”.

That was my Wednesday.

A few hours and a quick (painful) procedure later, I got the greenlight to still get on a plane to WI the next morning. Golf was TBD, but that was for later; I knew I wouldn’t miss the hang at the Ope for anything.

When I came out last year for my first Ope, I knew no one and just wanted to see Lawsonia and meet some of my internet friends.

When I boarded the plane Thursday morning, I was totally fine if golf wasn’t in the cards, because I just wanted to see people.

Fortunately, I’m now a guru on dressing wounds on your own and the test run at Brown Deer worked enough to allow confidence the next few days.

It’d be a fools errand to attempt to tag and call out the abundance of wonderful folks I got to hang/play/laugh with.

Of course, I’m a fool and must persist with a few.

@midwestgolfbum- you rule. Plain and simple. Your efforts and willingness to make all this happen are inspiring.

@Battisstatus- a few years ago at this point, I was losing steam for the refuge. I won a duck race, you sent me a box of goodies and a nice note, and it gave me the juice that pushed me back into both local stuff here and finding my way to the Ope last year.

@OffTheDole- I missed a million turns on my way to Sand Valley yesterday in honor of our Madison to Green Lake drive last year. Thats how much I respect you. In all seriousness, you are a kind and welcoming person and for that I thank you.

@Worst12onEarth- you owe me (and Nanski) an ice cream sandwich for missing the fairway on 2 at Sedge. Challenge was accepted, 90 yards of fairway be damned.

@drewp- I keep coming back to the word pleasant. Our stroll around Brown Deer, your demeanor, and learning a little of the origin story from seminary to coffee- you’re just the most pleasant dude, in the best friggin way.

@DombrowBryan- your violence towards the golf ball is only rivaled by your cool factor when ripping darts and trouncing vodka lemonades. I can’t wait til our next tee time, and the next club you sell me.

@Jpop942- we may have solved humanity with our roll back TV and the internet takes. Hope you can find your way to OK this fall.

@bignanski- I just think you’re maybe the coolest motherfucker on the refuge. That’s all.

@tigergolftraveler- I can’t wait to move next spring and be a few hours away from a tee time with you on any given day. Sorry I didn’t AssCap hard enough / realize we lost until well after it was decided.

@Aham13- my STMBRTHR. I had 3+ (ok, 4) people this weekend say they thought we were long lost brothers and/or assume we’d known each other previously. Much like the Masters and The Ope, you deliver on and exceed the hype.

The Ope is everything right about this strange corner of the internet we’ve all wandered into.

Next year can’t come soon enough.

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Can’t wait to scream “he’s married!” at the cart girls when they get to within 100 yards of @Mr.Sunday again with you two next year.

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And of course, shoutout to my favorite playing partner in Ope history, the style gawd @Kerry

Final finally, Pound That Motherfucker aka @PTM, I can’t wait for the wedding.

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With all due respect, GET IN LINE!

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Get the fuck outta here.

Also, love you. Genuinely had no idea how dire the medical situation was and I feel even more honored to have shared SV with you yesterday. Fuck, was that really yesterday?

Edit: aaaand I’m out of likes for the day.

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I also really like @bignanski in real life. Bet he won’t like this post though.

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Watch the Refuge in the weeks / months to come, a new event post will go up there with a signup. Fair warning, this fills in about 10 minutes but get your name on the waitlist, always a good amount of dropouts

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Too much of a coward

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Yes forgot this in my post, Sedge Valley is amazing! Awesome group of 8 we had yesterday to round out the weekend S/O Nanski, @ReallyFatPat , @Mr.Sunday , @JwG3 , @Worst12onEarth , @Jpop942 , and @tigergolftraveler with the line of the day on hole 5 after his ball miraculously stayed up on a slope that can only be described as witchcraft, “Doak you whore” :joy:

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All that I’ll promise is I will do it at a time and day of the week that will ensure the most chaos.

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He does also take bribes @MilwaukeesBeast

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I’ve got about 250 emails sitting in the ole inbox, so I’ll write this and pretend those don’t exist.

Had a lovely time at my first Ope - the vibes were truly off the charts for the majority of the weekend.

Round 1 with @lazyjk @Worst12onEarth @Kellerandrew779 was the stuff of dreams. Truly unfortunate to be outdriven by the worst 12 handicap on planet earth over and over again. May have to start #speedtraining.

Round 2 with @PantherHawk and Ryan (I’m sorry, I can’t remember your handle) was a bit challenging after I was accidentally over served by the fine folks at Lawsonia. These things happen though and those guys were awesome company.

@FrostyWalrus @rjsau98 @Badger_Wisco and the booty jams playlist helped me to (literally) limp through that third round. Still waiting on Ryan’s driver compliance test though - that thing’s not spec and his match result with Eric may be null and void.

Couldn’t have asked for a better crew for round four than @brettfreddy5 @PTM and @Setwilli. Only thing that could’ve made for a better time was if we challenged the jabronis at the turn stand to a dance off or if one of us made a single putt all day.

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Shouts to the bonus golf crew for being really fun, @Jpop942 for saving us from the lightning, @chefcycle for a handful of cigs (shouts to me for only smoking a handful of cigs), and @bignanski for having joggers that are actually cool and that did not deserve to be made fun of by a bad gui who was over served (not his fault).

If I can be quick on the trigger of the spreadsheet next year I will definitely be attending the next iteration of this fine event.

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I just want to say for as big of a doomer @OffTheDole is on this blog I never once saw him without a big smile on his face!

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Replies are the real currency anyway.

:fu:

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March 2025!

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Rise and grind bb, gotta get that bread

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I believe his direct quote was, “there was no water or cart girl so we bought a bunch of beers and you can’t let those get warm”

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Just trying to do the right thing out here. Waste not want not, etc.

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