You could pull it off
He could live and be divorced or… Not live. Not great choices.
I feel like there is some Liv but not Liv, Cornstalk but LOUDER joke in there somewhere.
CornsYELL
@bignanski would you kindly take me off the waitlist sir?
I don’t want to, but I will.
While you’re at it, can you take some people off the real list? 
Take me off too please! Hopefully will be graced by your presence at the Butter Cow later this summer!
Those are my intentions. We leave for in-laws’ family vacation that Sunday so I’m hoping the fact that I have to spend 5(!) days with her family buys me a little good will prior
Teach me how this works. If we were leaving for vacation the chance I would be able to be gone right before is somewhere in the negatives.
Oh I have absolutely no idea if it will work. It’s likely to work against me.
Quick little bump - less than a week left to order flasks (towels we have more leeway with). Still need about 10 flasks to hit the minimum!
Edit: Also, pls Venmo payment if you haven’t already (@nickmoryn, last 4 are 0891). Happy to let you know what you owe if you forgot.
Everyone needs a nice birdie juice holder.
Just stating for the record that I could not be more excited for this event. And get ready cause the GPGC is ready to defend our turf. We don’t want to get into a Diomede Islands situation with North Star United.
I’m not sure if my wife has really put 2 & 2 together that I’ll be gone for two days the weekend prior to us having a grad party at our house the following weekend. My sell would likely be that I’d be working on Monday anyway and the chances of us really doing anything on that Sunday would be slim since we probably have other parties to go to. It all sounds so logical in my head! SO PUMPED!!!
Another reason for everyone to try and get in nine at old dane
Sad to report I’ll have to back out of this for sinus surgery on May 31. Don’t think 36 holes is part of the immediate recovery process.
Damn, sorry to hear that. Hope you’re not laid up too long! I’ll process the refund (50%) through Stripe, it takes 5-10 business days to show up.
Is Old Dane good enough to play like 27 holes on Saturday? Or should we find another place, and play 9 at Old Dane after Landmand?