The Butter Cow - Aug 9-10, 2024 - GPGC Major/NIT Q

Now, not trying to press our luck here, but by chance will you be joining us at Grandview on Thursday?

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I am coming down Thursday and will be stopping at Eurofins first thing (late morning or early afternoon). So there’s a distinct possibility.

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How many people do we have for the Thursday at Grandview? Do we still have people wanting to do a blade and persimmon?

I play blades full time but planned to play the persimmons at Coldwater. Grandview wouldn’t be a bad spot for them either

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depending how it goes at Grandview my blades could see the weekend.

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My brother stole my persimmons. Probably owe him them as Ive stolen countless putters and drivers.

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We have at least six for Grandview on Thursday, possibly seven depending on Nanski. Three of us locals plus @scagnetti, @dgolfman62281, and yourself. We’re planning on getting two times around 2:30 as soon as they become available.

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Awesome. Just trying to decide when I need to hit the road in the morning.

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Wouldn’t you know it, I acquired a third set recently. Original grips though which terrifies me so I haven’t played them.

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I’ve decided to drive up that Thursday night. Will play the Friday Morning round to get the full butter cow experience.

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We call that getting the full stick of butter. (At least now I will be calling it that :laughing:)

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Gotta love the full stick. Like makin two boxes of Mac n Cheese at once!

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Didnt we actually come up with butter related golf terms awhile back?

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I believe 1 irons were called butterknifes back in the day ( @BadBrad enters the chat).

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We did. Which reminds me i had a butterface shot on 17 at Landmand.

I also had a ball bounce off a tree, then a different branch, then the cart part, then a different tree, and then on the grass next to the green on 12 at Waveland. I figure that’s a ā€œparkourā€ shot - but in the spirit of The Butter Cow, perhaps that’s a Parkay Shot?

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Found a couple of them:

Margarine - Poorly struck shot that still works.

1 more stick - Shoulda clubbed up.

Full Churn - Full send.

Paula Dean - A fat shot.

Nut Butter - Maybe a term for the guys who walk all 3 rounds, certainly what youll have after.

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Salted Butter: an intentional draw or fade

Unsalted Butter: straight ball

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A Pat = putt

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Body Butter - Body english

Shea Butter: any shot hit by a current or former New York Met

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