Whoever wipes the floor with @Fore20 on Saturday… please drop a “my pleasure” on him every time you win a hole. Shouts to Chick Fil A.
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whoever has the misfortune of playing with @Blackngold35, please for your own safety and well being keep you head on a swivel.
rumblings made their way out of southern pines last week about a possible club throwing incident and unlike the nfl, here on Team Biscuitville player safety is our #1 priority
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FWIW I went through the Bo’s drive thru for lunch today, was greeted with “BO TIME, ORDER”. Seems much more efficient than asking for a name for your order and all that jazz.
Also the Biscuitville drive thru line yesterday morning as I headed out of town was wrapped around the building and I still was out of there in like 5 minutes, I think they can take Chick-Fil-A on for fastest line.
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A moment of weakness which I regret… but my game was seven shades of ass on an otherwise perfect day at Southern Pines.
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so the rumblings are true?
i would have never expected such shenanigans out of a player of your class and caliber
sorry about your luck @ColoniusFunk
Your performance art for the rest of the refuge leaves out the fact that we played in the same group, carpooled and shared some lovely taco truck Mexican food on the ride home.
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The biggest rumblings* I have heard are that you are in a mental pretzel regarding your driver at the moment. Care to comment?
*By rumblings I mean I watched it happen
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Good thing he has a definitely-not-illegal rocket launcher of a driving iron to fall back on…
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pshhhh, could not be the furthest thing from the truth
with my current set up, i hit my driver completely off the planet to the right…not much of a slice or a cut, just dead fucking right at a 45 degree angle
recently, one of the players in my group suggested that not only was my staff not heavy enough, but it was also lacking in stiffness
he was kind enough to let me hit his driver that had a 70g extra stiff shaft in it, thinking thats what i needed, however i also hit that one completely off the planet dead right
this brought me great comfort in knowing that it wasnt an equipment issue i was faced with, but instead an issue that was 100% the result of me having a fucking horrible golf swing
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There are pills for that
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me trying to figure out wtf this means has me in far more of a mental pretzel than my current driver situation
i am no longer at a loss for why its happening and thats brought me great comfort and peace…good thing BP players went extra heavy with the dogleg lefts and the only holes i need to hit driver on go right
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my apologies, i was in the woods trying to find my ball after missing right with the driver again and did not personally witness you throw the club, just saw a shiny metal object in orbit roughly 27 yards from where you hit your ball.
pretty understandable why i wanted to get verification prior to firing off such nasty accusations
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I’m good for one every couple of years.
That was the first one post covid so I’m good till 2024.
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27 yards through the air is childs play. I need it to go at least half a football field before it is a legit club throw, or just snap that shit in two! Trust the source here, or ask Fluff about the tales he heard of my anger in high school…
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I was never much of a thrower though, unless there was a lake as the landing zone.
you should subject yourself to 3 straight loops on its a small world as punishment for your outburst while at disney
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