Strapped - Peoria

Hot take: the Avanti’s subs are shit. I mean, they’re functional and cheap, but they’re shit. Pizza bread is where it’s at.

If Neil doesn’t make at least one triple at Lick Creek, I’ll be absolutely shocked. There’s no way he doesn’t make it through 18 holes without one unplayable. On the other hand, Newman’s probably as tough as it gets in that area for a golf course, so who knows.

If the seniors in that area are like the ones I had around me, they’re in no hurry to return home anytime soon. You ain’t holding them up, relax boys.

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I think they’ll both hit the mega bonus and then shower the girls in two bud light tents

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@Randy on the back 9:

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You get a hybrid from the fringe, and YOU get a hybrid from the fringe, and YOU get a hybrid from the fringe

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My PEOPLE! I always feel like this, I’m constantly in a hurry. My buddies get mad at me but I literally can not be the person that is slow. Or slowing people down in the slow lane. I have never channeled Icarito more than I have tonight.

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Diner bois, strapped bois, truffle pigs call em what you will but damn they are good.

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What an episode?! Perhaps one of the best Strapped Shaman ever in Scott? Where is that gui? Is he on here?

He reminds me of friends that can actually play well who are encouraging to others when it isn’t going their way without being condescending.

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I believe the man you’re looking for is @phegs32

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Bradley University: closed due to Covid

Neil: Re-rack ‘em! Power I!

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I was thinking more like heading toward the “Running Out Of Callaways” storyline!

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Another delightful episode, @djpie. Scott’s a Zen Master, and the conversation between @Randy and @MerchCzar about Neil’s purported desire to become the crafty veteran junkballer had me in stitches.

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I am absolutely here for that @MerchCzar meltdown. That was exactly me last week (except I turned in a much higher number lol). Was fighting it all day then finally disintegrated on 11. Then was ok by 13.

The “I’ve thrown my tantrum” had me rolling. It’s exactly how I operate on a course on my bad days. I feel seen.

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I used to get mega-puckered if I felt like I was slowing people down on the golf course but…now I don’t give a fuck. I’m almost always waiting on the people in front of me too so settle down.

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Correct. Grilled ham & cheese also fuqs. No better place for the lil’ truffle pigs to belly up for cheap.

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This episode was bothersome. I have two course pet peeves:

  1. when someone is riding up my ass but won’t play through… or even worse, when I’m playing with slow people that won’t speed up and I know it’s our fault they’re on our tail
  2. players whinging about like someone ran over their dog or they’re going to miss the cut at a major

Not a great look for the guys this week, but Scott seems like a great guy to play with. There’s wisdom in that game.

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Not my favorite strapped episode, it felt short, maybe it was because the storyline was Neil being amped and DJs college life. Though I do enjoy and relate with Neil, DJs, And Randy’s frat comments. As a person that despised frats and lived with a guy that was a president of a frat, I understood that conversation very well and I am sure there were a few stories after the camera cut.

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I’m not here for the Avanti’s slander. Definitely not the greatest food change, but I’ll defend their fried ravioli until I die. So damn good.

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Could not agree with this take more.

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We finally agreed on a full send at the green with a cut (right miss was ideal). He just never fully committed but definitely could have pulled it off. Tons of talent in his game.

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