“Full tee sheet” became quite a tough scene…
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I forgot to mention that along with @KC_Badger i now also hate @anon43372372 for hiding a stupid club in my bag
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Are you kidding?? The HS 400 Hyper Steel is an amazing club
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Gotta keep your head on a swivel around Team JonathAOn
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Once again brings up the question of how many clubs were in his bag when they won?
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This is part of an ongoing investigation led by the tournament director. The investigation is not at all wide-ranging and very partial.
Swift justice will be served
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BUMP
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***** AP Wire *****
Today outside the courthouse steps to a crowd of zero lead investigator Jonathan Rembold relayed the following.
"First let me say that myself and my team appreciate your patience with this investigation. There are numerous factors at play but what I can assure everyone is that justice will be served, and we sincerely hope that the affected parties will find some sort of comfort and solace.
@Nickygifts was found with a 15th club in his bag during the SHOW-ME SHOWDOWN. This was a home game for Mr. Gifts and it became increasingly obvious that as the day progressed this served as a springboard for debauchery. This is not an extra club scenario as recently seen on the LPGA tour where a daughters club had found it’s way into the pro’s bag, which is adorable. This was a coordinated attack on the rules of golf. The HC Hyper Steel 400 is a club that just wins. It’s as simple as that. While Mr. Gifts could have used that technological marvel alone to win the event, the audacity to add 14 other clubs is upsetting to say the least.
For this reason Mr. Gifts would normally be required to forfeit any tournament winnings, take the banner down from his rafters and give a half-hearted public apology in a wrinkled shirt in front of a press corps that normally follows local government or obituary writers.
However, budget cuts have rendered our department useless. So please Mr. Gifts, I beg of you. Just don’t do this again. We aren’t angry, we’re just disappointed."
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as a UCM Grad, i want this in my veins. if you have a finished logo with this, i will absolutely buy this from you.
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I’m down… but getting KC people to come out and play has proved challenging as if bleeding water from a stone, etc.
I dunno if KC peeps are too arrogant to play with new people, or too snobbish to play with hacks like me. Hashtag SticksOnly
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Maybe you should think about joining another roost like say maybe one that’s four hours east
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unlike? unheart?
ride or die kinda comment here.
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I’d love nothing more than to welcome the MAN @scagnetti to Confluence Golf Club
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I propose dual citizenship.
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I’ve “updated” the Google Doc. I’m hoping for teams of 12. Roost Regional Champions (What we’ve dubbed the Final Foursome) are STRONGLY encouraged to play. Perhaps some shit talking can start in Omaha the end of this month.
We can talk venue and finalize dates here, but as new GPGC co-captain, this here is my big fall event that I would love to make an annual thing.
Come friends, lets all talk shit and have a great time.
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Will the KC side show up to this event?
- Yes
- No
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Where is the maybe button?