I can play.
I’ll hit my nuked drive so far down their throat it’ll touch the corncob up their butt
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I was gonna offer to drive your rig to the Ope, @chrismarz since you don’t wanna drive and @Jrembold may need to “work” during the trip but it might take me the entire 14 hour round trip to figure this shit out lol
No. Fuck it. All by hand
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Beautiful! We’ve got @IlliniGolferHack @ForWhomThePuttRolls @chrismarz @Nickygifts /@Espendogger
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THAT’S MY MOTHERFUCKING CAPTAIN
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For that group, I may come out and give a Herb Brooks speech on the putting green.
*they don’t need it, certified killers
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Sorry to my teammates at the Ope Cup but its time to …
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I’m well ahead of the curve on this. June has been tough.
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I’m retired
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Murder’s row of our Roost! Go get’em guis!
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Is anyone trying to play tomorrow after 11a?
Kansas, Iowa, Nebraska, NW Arkansas and Missouri. We everywhere. You ain’t gotta chance.
Btw Jonathon, I’m the one defending you to my guys. I say you’ve been one of the best hangs in all of NLUniverse.
We feel like we have to drag you kicking and screaming. Then you show up and demand shit. Like, PARTICIPATE man!
I apologize for the Jon bit. I knew it would bother you and I did it anyway for spite. I lurk here because I truthfully love the hang with you all.
Ain’t no hard feelings on my end.
Yo dude, it’s 3 fucking tee times, and 12 people playing golf… Participate in what? It’s not that hard man.
You been a pain in the ass from the start, demanding a date and a course that wasn’t feasible. You freaked out when we offered a different date for the demanded course as if it were an insult to the entire fabric of the roosts.
@Jrembold doesn’t need you defending him
Stop trying so hard. No one, and I mean no one is impressed.
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My name is spelled Jonathan. Jesus Christ
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That’s it, I’m officially calling for it. Motion to abandon the dumb ass roost structure. Do I have a second?
I’m an academic and use Robert’s rules.
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All the roost championship have ever done was ban the nighttime approach’s shots from the Birdhouse to the 1st green at Sweetens.
So fuck it all
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You guys make it exceedingly hard… to field a team or have anyone else take you seriously. Apologies again for the name @Jrembold autowrong is a bitch.
The things we choose to care about…
Counterpoint - If you are taking anything related to the Nest or these Roost golf events seriously then you are in the wrong place, pal.
We are all Vibes in Confluence, baby!
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