Time to stage a motherfucking coup.

I have decided on my selection: whoever the fuck wants to play.
Him suggesting shamble and scramble makes me very upset
How about a mini golf round too
YES - this sounds like a fucking blast, so much fun, I can tell⦠where do I sign up?

Fuck it, just book Topgolf for the day and Colorado and Kansas can decide supremacy with a game of Block Party and Angry Birds.
Iāll be missing a Rush 2112 laser show for this, beating some wheat farmers should sooth that pain.
lol
Iād like to submit, in writing, a formal amendment to change the sport game to bowling.
1 - its too fucking hot to be outside
2 - golf is dumb
3 - bowling shoes > golf shoes
4 - WAY better movies about the respective games
5 - GOAT gif
6 - ability to watch real sports while playing
7 - Bowling ball names are everything golf equipment names aspire to be
I mean, better idea than a FUCKING SHAMBLE
Well done.
I thought we were having our major at Puttshack next year?
Iām in for this
Fuck, I just realized I have to set up UKG for this shitshow, donāt I?
If we go virtual roost we could settle it on coffee golf. @dflock24 and @JwG3 would need a handicap adjustment
Me and @chrismarz will take them on straight up!
lol this would be so sick


