Principals, I am not the best player in strapped. I’m like that kid on the little league team that the coach completely forgets about because I’m so damn average. But you know what? I show up. I play Internet golf. And Alotian just might be the course for me. Take a chance on the benchwarmer!
R1 Practice
I think my qualification score and first tournament round adequately demonstrate my relatively constant improvement (and self demolition ability) and my participation here means you’ll have at least one LPCP*er to be trash talking our opponents.
I can’t speak the the accuracy of my trash talking as my knowledge of F1 is limited to half-drunkenly watching DTS.
-12, +10 SG, Ranked 5th in my first real run… 
you won’t
What does LCPC stand for?
Not sure, but it translates to someone who can’t remember acronyms.
Lacks pop can’t play
I won’t draft you? That part isn’t up to me, I am merely the keyboard monkey that occasionally makes a spreadsheet formula work correctly, I have no influence over the team decisions. I’m not even on a team myself at present. Keep getting top 10s in your flight though and you’re bound to be picked up
Still some scores to be posted, but it would appear that McLaren has finally been bested as they are currently 103 shots behind P1 with 2 players still to post. Now it’s just a question if those 2 final players can bring the team up from last place
@YouTakeDrugsDanny where are you for team williams!?
i completely forgot to finish my last round got busy today and it slipped my mind. that’s on me. i’ll be sure to get my rounds in this week.
i think you may have a bit more time if you can squeeze in that last round! or is it closed up @Jeff_M ?
i got on as soon as i got the email and it was closed. i’m playing my rounds for next week right now. just realize they don’t upon until tomorrow so i’m an idiot
the event in the game closed as of 8pm eastern (I think? May be 7pm until daylight time switches again), but players have until 12pm eastern tomorrow 1/31 to enter scores on the spreadsheet. Sorry to say no extensions will be given unless it is extenuating circumstances, the team principal can message me directly to appeal their case if they wish.
Players should refer to the orange header on the schedule tab, the dates are displayed the way they are to make sure the schedulers have the correct dates to input in to the game, since it runs off GMT for events. Events start at midnight GMT and end at 1am GMT, so once you translate that to US timezones paired with the dates, you get the actual times. I know it’s all a bit convoluted but I didn’t want to put eastern time dates in there and then have a scheduler input them into the game that way.
Was directed at them. Should have clarified.
Directed at you though: The workbook is sick.
You hear that principals, @onewhitecow dares you to draft him. @JBors gets credit for creating the sheet we know today, I can only pretend like I know what I’m doing by copy/pasting everywhere. That’s why we aren’t using strokes gained as a metric for promo/demo right now, the system is such that only its creator knows how to use it.
New refuge and nest member here, how do I join this!?!?
To borrow a line of thinking I use pretty often:
I’m probably the best 2k21 golfer, ever… But I’m not the best 2k21 golfer in my flight.
Haha
You good, @theKOS2? All of Alfa has reported a score except for you
