Agreed. Gonna start selling NFTs and retire
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Just as a reminder for everyone, Fuck @JBors.
Oh no, you donāt get to come in this thread and start making jokes with me after saying fuck the Sonics in the other thread. Nope. No way.
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I can assure that my @jbors hatred is not a joke.
Ok, Iāve got a spare few minutes to tot up the scores for this past week.
@Jrembold and McLaren continues the run of domination with another W, but Alfa Romeo and Williams arenāt that far behind. Strong start for Williams after a disappointing last season.
The media would like to pose a question to @Jrembold, after seeing that performance and notching another win, how are you and the team feeling for this season? And I know weāre only one event in, but who do you see as the biggest threat so far?
The individual points tally is broken, Iāll have to fix that later this week when I have less on my plate, but I will call out the individual flight winners: @jives continues the hot streak after taking the YH crown last season, @jaytarbzzz in a (scorecard) playoff in C-Suite, @Showtime in Strapped, and @rpol84 is LPCP.
Lots of new qualifiers this event which is awesome to see, LPCP is absolutely bumping. The Committee will certainly be keeping a watchful eye on scores in the next couple events.
Your updated team standings after 1 event:
Team roster moves for the week:
@BlakeG and Alfa Romeo will be dropping @Imsolazy and picking up @rpol84. Could prove to be a very useful move given the strong performance from @rpol84 right out of the gate.
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Thank you for asking and Iām happy to answer. McLaren is constantly working to perform at a high level and we have once again performed at the highest level.
You ask about our biggest competition? Personally as someone who isnāt exactly svelt I donāt like to comment on the weight of my fellow drivers and principals.
If you were asking which team has the best chance of defeating us there is only one answer, ourselves. The only way we donāt repeat is if our drivers all fail, or the cars explode or some mysterious woman distracts us from our goal then shoots us in cold blood like Glenn Closeās character in The Natural.
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McLaren is feeling strong, weāll be keeping an eye on the rest of the field to see if anyone can answer.
A note to all of the free agents, remember that you are still part of the individual competition and eligible to earn points by playing each event. That is also how teams will notice you, transactions are available each week so anyone could be called up during the season.
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Ah you went with the svelte version of svelte. Nice.
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Thereās levels to whatās happening Mr. Perry
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Just finished my rounds, and I gotta say,
What a piece of shit fucking setup. Putting contest week.
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Iām honored to be picked up as a FA. I hope I can live up to the high expectations.
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I love you too
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I definitely left a lot of birdies on the course last night for round one. I should have been another 4-5 shots under par but just couldnāt get the reads right. Are we playing on fast greens? It seems like the ball just doesnāt want to hop off the putter face.
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Are you using the taco putter?
That could be my problem. I took that out of the bag.
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I had 3 GREAT ROUNDS going and then I missed the green on 16 and promptly put my self in the water a few times and ended with a QUAD BOGEY
FUCK THIS GAME
(see yaāll next week)
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The double on hole 6 in round 1 probably going to prevent me from the improbable back-to-back this week
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