Ya Rorys…something. We stayed in an RV behind 2 green. Usually a handful of pros do. We had a lady knock on our door and ask “is Rory here, Im his Quad Cities girl.” Def a hooker 
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How the absolute fuck have you not alerted SGS to this
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I did. Porath said they cant air that haha.
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QC Hookers can’t be that great. Not that I’ve been looking at all.
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Four times the number of cities, though!
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You would be correct.
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Sadly, I have some experience in this area… I attended a bachelor party in Galena, IL during the late summer of 2016. The two guys that organized everything had arranged for outside entertainment to stop by.
While chatting up security, I learned that all of them were from Des Moines, IA. So, if you’re wondering what adult entertainment looks like in that part of the country, it’s pretty few and far between.
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East Des Moines?
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No idea.
I only found out where they were from because I asked the driver how far of a driver they had back. He told me they were all from Des Moines. But he also told me “It’s really not that bad of a ride, two of them do freestyle rap on the side so it goes by fast.”
Instant replay of me after that conversation:
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DSM to Galena is a drive, that’s crazy
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And to think the Domnios in Ripon can’t be bribed to drive to Green Lake
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Well maybe Zatch is just chummy with Ben Crane and never forgave BFB for showing him up that one time at Congressional.
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Shoutout Eastsiders night @ThatGolfPunk @ZachR @Worst12onEarth @Sweet_Cupn_Cake
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@ThatGolfPunk would know. He’s from the east side
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We encourage everyone nearby to come see East side night in all its “glory”
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Still laughing at Rory stab my weeny. So f’ing stupid
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I love Des Moines.
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They must have quite the set of freestyling pipes to fill that 4 hour drive. But, I can attest that most fine citizens of Iowa are always out to please the customer.
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Shrink shrink blinkity blink tryna make me think want to go to my sink and vomit clean it up with comet earth is my plah-net
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