North Star Shootout 3 (Stillwater, MN): 2022, July 9 - StoneRidge GC - AM TEE TIMES #843

Thankfully it’s quota, so no

Dang. Stoneridge is gonna eject the fuck outta some people.

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With a live leaderboard wouldn’t it be more fun to watch the Icarito action with alternate shot in the afternoon and no quota?? Make sure to request that front left pin on hole 4.

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Bumping this for whichever captain may pick me.

xthrubyx Scouting Report

I do not care about the roost or the NIT so there will be no pressure from me.

Can hit it far on occasion. Currently a 7 handicap, but unreliable. Too focused on what my teammate is doing and will shovel shit on top of shit by following bad shots up with bad, but if we get hot, we are HOT. 50/50 shot if I will be fun to be around. Will absolutely hype the fuck out of your game. Absolutely do not make me hit anything from 30-10 yards. 70-30 also dicey. Holed out from 90 a week ago so still pretending I have that shot. Loud. Hates most of the things people consider fun on the golf course (booze, drugs, music). Would love to talk about your family and enjoy a nice, quiet day. Swears a lot. Reformed rage monster.

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Cautiously optimistic that I won’t be soft-capped anymore in five months. Truly ready to fuck shit up.

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Listen, I enjoyed the round at Lawsonia but gonna need you to find another partner.

Fuck…now you’re pulling me back in

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Legit will have you ready to run through a wall thinking you can take on ANYONE.

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You know you’re going to end up being the one making the pick, right @anon3021505 ?

I have no idea how any of this works and I’m not even sure if I will be there, so I just wanted to send up the flagpole in case.

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Incredible work @bignanski.
cant-wait-football

Didn’t see @Billy_Baroo’s use of Bart Scott already. Regrettable mistake.

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What do I get when I win? NIT spot? Or do I get to be an honorary member of your Roost?

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Well I will go on record and say I’d love to play with you if the opportunity presents itself.

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Who knew I was honorary planning committee?

:eyes: @JScore

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Back to back NSS titles has to earn you a statue outside the MSP airport I would assume. Similar to Jordan outside the United Center.

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Thank you for reminding me of the greatness that is Bunny’s.

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You’ll learn this with the HCEG boys- if you’re doing alt shot right, you don’t stand next to your partner until you’re on the green.

Addendum: I assume that we’re walking 36.

You’re probably right, but I’m more concerned about everyone finishing in the morning with enough time to rearrange the tee times and send the leaders out last.

@NightTrainLane Yes, no, respectively

@LonnieMollo cost includes carts, forgot that part. I’m sure several sickos will want to walk 36 but you’re paying for a cart regardless.

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Please send any walkers out last so I don’t have to wait on their dumb ass

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