statement amended to no nandy hangover **
little worse for the wear there Brad?
Mild. 3.5 on Richter Scale
No no no someone’s claimed him.
edit: looks like @TheMassHacker
I was drafted by Team Laz, not sure how that would go
@anon26814599 has created a thread to summarize for all of us. And to control the narrative because he realizes only the insane minority on here reads everything.
But other than that apparently we are all changing our avatars to the wrestler we most identify with. I don’t know you would be anyone besides Lita.
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whoa
Yeah there are plenty of great guys left, here’s the list of available wrestlers:
edit: list is not exhaustive. For example Giant Haystacks is not on here.
edit2: Good god I looked up Giant Hay stacks and apparently he was 6’11" and weighed nearly 700 pounds. Could you imagine being so heavy that if you lost 250 pounds you’d still be over 400 pounds?
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why does everyone hate on Ultimate Warrior his draft stock is falling so far.
Also hold Goldberg until @TwoCents makes his major announcement
Let’s not forget about Capitain Lou…
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Lots of great picks still on the board.
Shawn Michaels, Heartbreak Kid
Ultimate Warrior (how is he still unclaimed?!)
Scott Hall
Rick Rude
Sgt Slaughter!
You really don’t want to pry too deep into any of these wrestlers’ personal lives.
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Actually I think there’s more to this. Everyone seemed to say “ahh someone else has him” when in reality I think no one does. I do feel a little bad that it worked out that way, but what can you do.
just for clarity for everyone:
UNLESS I"M COMPLETELY WRONG ULTIMATE WARRIOR IS STILL AVAILABLE, PEOPLE COULD EVEN SWITCH IF THEY"RE UNHAPPY WITH THEIR CURRENT WRESTLER
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Alright, I am claiming Rick Rude, solely for the reason I can show up to Detroit with a Mustache.
shit you guise did you see the other duel thread locked at 10,000 comments? that is wild.
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This thread isn’t making it to May 2.
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cant wait to see this from you
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Apparently not… well I’m going to take the locks and brains of Lanny “The Genius” Poffo. I have never played golf in a graduation robe but I may have to give it a shot. It will remind me of the day I graduated college and almost missed the ceremony because my dad and I were stuck in traffic on the LIE returning from a round at Bethpage Black.
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that thread was only open for six weeks… revolutionary hot take here to say that this one won’t last six months
And he’ll totally pull that off
Did anyone pick up Bobby the Brain Heenan?! Not a wrestler but a helluva manager in his own right.