Armchair Architect Needed: Help design backyard wedge range

@sundaybag @BCNSuper So how did the course survive the wet weekend?

Also, any openings on the tee sheet around midday on Tuesday 10/22? I’m headed down to Joplin Monday and flying back out Tuesday. Trying to decide what time to book my flight out of KC for.

No worries if not!

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I’m sure you are available anytime.

I’ve not looked extensively at the property post Burner. It was super beat up and soaked on Sunday. Given that it just kept raining this week, imagine it isn’t much better now. Need a couple of days of good sun (which we should get) to see what we are dealing with moving forward.

The Zoysia is going dormant, though. So no more growth this year which is good for us and maintenance but bad for divots filling in.

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During grass dormancy, will you provide small strips of artificial turf for teeing areas?

Probs. Think that is the play for sure.

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@Christian thanks for winning CtP so I could get this bomb-ass towel.

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Actually I thought would be wise to ALWAYS have a mat. Some people may prefer it, and that’s just fine.

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Story time. Grab your coffee and a warm cinnamon role and strap in.

Scene:
Wednesday after the Barn Burner. @BCNSuper wakes up and goes outside to let his dog, Diesel out. The dog does his thing and they go back inside. Zach starts getting ready for the day and realizes he doesn’t see his keys. Then it dawns on him - “where did I park my truck?”.

The truck was gone. Vanished. Right out of the driveway. Zach even thought he had a dream he was driving the truck that night. So here we go - did Zach sleep drive it last night? Maybe got a little boogered up and lost it in the ditch? Was it stolen? Couldn’t be.

Well he never found the keys. He thinks he may have left them in the truck on accident. Police are contacted and the search is under way.

A day goes by. No sign of the truck. We now are fully assuming it was stolen. Insurance is called and tell Zach that they will pay out the totaled amount after a week or two to allow the police to try and locate the vehicle.

@threeputtking posts about it on Facebook KC Stolen page. We aggregated photos of it and throw up the post with key indicators of the truck. Another day goes by.

Then it happens. We get a clue! Some dude from KC Stolen messaged Evan and says he might know where the truck is!

Pictures came in:

For sure that is it. And it is damaged. Badly!

The house where the truck was parked looked damn familiar. For sure have seen it before.

Guess what - it’s a few houses over from Zach’s buddy Jeff in KCK.

We were getting it all mapped out for the police. Apparently that home is a known tweaker/meth house.

Conversation continues with whistleblower:
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Then he shares who this Queen D is:

Now we gotta find out who this Queen D is. So we dive in.

Like - you’ve gotta be kidding me right?! We know who it is and generally where it is. Let’s bring in the cops! Well - unfortunately they can’t do anything about it without seeing her driving the damn thing. At this point, all Zach wanted was for someone to catch a charge since the truck was obviously wrecked.

The neighbor is a cop and was helping us the whole time. Apparently the cops saw her driving the truck a day prior but wasn’t able to catch her/they called off the chase! We assume this is when the crash happened.

We continue to search and find a bunch of addresses for this Queen D. Evan drives out and around all the known addresses for her to try and locate the truck. No luck.

At this point, a few days have gone by with no site of the truck. Then finally, last night Zach gets the text. The neighbor cop found the damn truck at a known sketchy persons house way out in the back of the propery. And of course, no one is home:

It’s a damn mess. No Queen D. No one to blame at the house they found it at. Just completely stripped inside and out and absolutely wrecked. They did it. Queen D and the tweakers pulled it off.

However, we don’t stop the chase. Zach’s friend Jeff saw Queen D pulling out of the house where the first photos were taken of the truck for sale. He is now actively following her to see where she goes…

It’s been a weird time post Barn Burner.

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Wild!

She gonna be driving the beverage cart at BCN to make restitution?

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Not sure that’ll cut it. Unless she is wearing the jail outfit.

this is absolutely incredible

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So the guy texting is clearly a chubby chaser. He’s trying to beat around the bush but c’mon.

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Hooooooly shit. Strange things are afoot at BCN post-Burner.

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this is the best thing to happen to me today

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Queen D stole @BCNSuper’s truck and stole my heart. Look at all that real estate!!

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So is @BCNSuper still able to get the insurance claim on the truck without paying a deductible since it wasn’t his fault, or will the insurance not cover it since there’s no proof?

Call in the damn Refuge lawyers!!


So many things about this
3:06 AM. Nothing good happens at 3:00 am
7% battery. It’s 3:00 am charge that shit.
The picture! I don’t know where to start.
“Lure me in” :rofl:

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Stop trying to lure me in

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We are going to need a sequel on the story of the “whistleblower”.

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