2nd Annual North Star Shootout - July 10th, 2021 ***WRAP UP - POST 1858***

LETS FUCKING GO!!! Preemptively claiming @earlsmithiii for team @JScore. Can’t separate the jersey bois, that’s just the rules, I didn’t make them.

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That’s more than enough of an endorsement for me. Love the enthusiasm. Let’s gooooo

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Not NSS2 related, but we need to play a round this year where all of us just find a shitty course to wear jerseys at.

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“shitty” seems offensive hahaha, no need for us to subject ourselves to highland or bolstad! Keller absolutely would, and have, taken us with j’s on. But yeah, forget these old balls, we need a young guns of the MN Contingent outing.

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True. I’m thinking Interlachen would take us.

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If I have to head to eBay to buy a Chris Mullin jersey to play golf with MN’ers I will not be upset.

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buddy, between me and @earlsmithiii, we have plenty of J’s to go around for our team. But, do not let that stop you from copping a sick Mullins jersey

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@earlsmithiii has been drafted by Team Dazzle. @zhanson38 @TedMilky @JMK are free agents and ready to be drafted.

@MNLefty @ajtwenty1 @TCRBrad it’s an open market, so feel free to claim whoever you want off waivers.

No interest has been expressed by @Randy in visiting the North Star State. Let’s just say if he decides to make the move to Minneapolis he’ll be met with a level of passive aggressiveness few are prepared for.

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what’s the cutoff between “old balls” and “young guns”? (asking for me, I’m 34 and afraid I know the answer)

And yes, I am happy to bring jerseys for other members of Team Dazzle if necessary, but I must warn that most of them are XL or XXL and extra long. One of the hazards of coming of age in the early 2000s was thinking there was nothing cooler than super baggy NBA jerseys (but honestly, there isn’t)

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Yes. Going to need more info/details on this.

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I’ll bring my Gordon Bombay Minehaha Waves jersey to Braemar those Hawks won’t know what hit them.

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It’s not so much a defined number, more of a spiritual feeling. You’re both safe, don’t worry

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If you’re 34 but look 25 you’re safe.

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looks in mirror at hairline

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I’m 30 and bald, what do we think about that

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bigrandy_WeLikeThat.gif

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I also have a decent beard/mustache and immature as hell, let’s goooo

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Is being bald a choice? If so, you’re safe. If not, the Young Grasshoppers committee is going to have to put you under review.

Never mind, you’re in.

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For the committee

Me and Mr. @bignanski VIIIIBING!

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