2025 PGA Championship - Quail Hollow

[bigdessertguy]

Oh don’t worry. Louisville Public Media was trying to conflate the two with their clickbaity headline.

[TheEyeTest]

@FisherM24

The only man who could have stopped Scottie this week, and did for a few hours.

[I will not make a “pig” joke, I will not make a “pig” joke, I will not make a “pig” joke]

More like Law and Two Orders of Fries, am I right?

[Im proud of you]

[jsg_nado]

@wade07

Does the cat need to move from away from the blade putter? - seems like he’s putted poorly in all of his recent majors

Yeah I don’t think that’s the problem

[RolandOfGilead]

Counter: non-blade putters are a stain on the game of golf.

[TheEyeTest]

@RolandOfGilead

Maybe Shackelford is still under the impression that Scottie killed a guy.

Why is anyone shocked that a dude with the last name “Shackelford” is pro-locking people up?

(Yes I know the spelling is different shut up)

[Qslusser]

Can confirm.

[trajgibson]

Maybe a mallet, maybe needs to play only easy walks, maybe needed to not drive his courtesy car 87 mph down a windy road while in an opioid induced stupor and nearly have his leg amputated. Idk could be anything that’s holding him back.

[duffing_in_detroit]

These dudes look exactly the same so not overly shocked by this

[Qslusser]

That piece of shit has blown up like a balloon the last few months / years.

[kimbiashton]

Absolutely hilarious proportions on this guy. Everytime I see his photo I’m more confused.

[TheEyeTest]

I had “More like Kyle Wafflehouse” in my drafts.

[jsg_nado]

That Otaegui putt

[duffing_in_detroit]

Shit man that one got me good

[tdogg21]

@trajgibson

maybe needed to not drive his courtesy car 87 mph down a windy road while in an opioid induced stupor and nearly have his leg amputated.

So if the Tiger situation is “all in the police report”, should we be doing the same for Scott?

[FisherM24]

Kinda surprised you’re not using a gutta percha golf ball at this point. Really lean into the bit.

"The Park” Gutta Percha Replica Golf Ball)

[trajgibson]

I’d say I don’t trust the police report in either situation but I think they’re lying in different directions which is wild considering the skin colors of the two men. Scottie needed to have LAPD looking out for him instead of LMPD I guess.

[duffing_in_detroit]

One of the takeaways I have from the espn coverage is @Soly needs new headphones. He’s constantly adjusting them

[coozapalooza]

@tdogg21

So if the Tiger situation is “all in the police report”, should we be doing the same for Scott?

Frankly, if we believe there’s any chance a police report could occasionally be factual, I think it’s fair to suggest Tiger behind the wheel might deserve less benefit of the doubt than Scottie

Or than most people, tbh

[OffTheDole]

Tiger should never be allowed to drive a vehicle again, and that includes golf carts.

[jsg_nado]

Widing with a fairway wood in the rough addressing the ball then switching to iron

scumbag alert