2025 PGA Championship - Quail Hollow

Is the chaplain allowed to set the distance measuring device to New Testament? Or does it have to be kept in Old Testament?

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I feel like there are countless examples of the elderly saying that they wish they weren’t so career/money oriented throughout their lives. Money is important to an extent but time and time again people verify that relationships trump money, especially when you’re already set like the Scott family surely is. I’m glad Ted is going to be there for his kid’s ceremony. Are ceremonies boring? For sure. Being there for family, especially a family as close as they seem to be? That’s never the wrong choice.

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As the old saying goes, no one on their deathbed says ā€œI wish I would have worked moreā€.

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We don’t know the nature of the relationship between Ted and his daughter, he actually corrected D Rap on Twitter the other day to note that it was a daughter and not his son, so it’s entirely possible she really wanted him there, and yeah, that’s different from some of our own personal experiences involving graduations.

In the spirit of Scottie’s new found religious fervor after his incarceration, let’s not judge others lest we also be judged.

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It’s a high school graduation. If the kid was graduating from medical school or something, sure. Only way it would be worse in my mind is if it was one of those fake ā€œgraduationsā€ the do now for like kindergarten and middle school.

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New rule: chaplains can only speak Latin and use Roman numerals.

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Me and Geoff looking down on the masses taking bad drops, playing juiced clubs, listening to music on the course, growing the game, etc.

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I believe the opposite kids are impressionable. They need support and to see they have people there for them. When you graduate medical school you’re a fucking adult, get on with your life.

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My cousin graduated from law school last week and neither parent was there because they’re both dead. I’m pretty sure he was glad they were at his high school graduation. No guarantee Ted’s around for anymore of these

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I’m judging all day from the comfort of my couch and occasionally my Toto toilet / Washlet. These fingers don’t stop.

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I don’t see why the stakes of the event matter. If it’s important to the family it’s important to the family. Every family is different, sure, but HS graduation is a massive deal for many families as it signals the end of childhood, kid moving out, often out of state, etc. Yes most everyone graduates high school so it’s not some incredible feat, but it’s a momentous occasion signaling big transition for both the kid and parents.

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How meticulous will the chaplain be in noting the alleged fluffing of lies by his man?

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My grandfather passed last month at 98, and he’d been very successful at running a foundry business in Rhode Island, but no one talked about that at his funeral. It was all conversations around how he interacted with people and how he made them feel important. He made a good deal of money in his life, but nobody cared about that.

No one is going to care about your title when you die.

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That’s where I shake out. We can do a family dinner on Monday and daddy can spring for the Wagyu and Kobe beef since he’s got even more cash in his pocket.

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What if school is difficult for his daughter and this is something they’ve been working hard for many years? What if this is the highest education she’ll get for whatever reason? Or what if she has a dad who travels over half the year and probably misses most every big sporting event or concert and wants her dad there for something?

And he’ll be back for Sunday. Feels like the easiest decision they’ll make this week. If Scott didn’t let Ted go, I’d be here dragging his ass for being an asshole boss who thinks he’s more important than his employees.

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Golf’s back in we can kill this stupid debate now.

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Live look at Scottie and the Chaplain this morning

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Glad to provide y’all softies parents with a writing prompt.

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ZB looks like he went on Bryson’s 10,000 calorie diet without the workouts

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Different strokes for different folks. I’d rather have my dad at the ceremony than eat some nice steak. Worldly riches are vastly overrated.

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